* see's post "I am Gardevoir" *
* runs to post *
*see's that gardevoir is whoring around *
* I caught this gardevoir with my master balls *
* she plays with my master balls *
* too much sexual innuendo *
* brain explodes *
*trainer dies *
*gardevoir cries uncontrollably *
* starts to F**K dead trainer *
* necrophiliac *
* trainers brain reforms *
* feels pleasured *
* jizzes in gardevoirs face *
* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *
English
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*walks out of awesome thread and sees this homeless Desticles thread* *walks over to homeless desticle* "Hey man you look sad, unwanted and lost, I can help with that! *grabs your face and smashes it into the wall so hard you speak Latinease in backwards inception as black holes spew out of your eyes with Stephen hawking crawling from your butt and Morgan Freeman beside you with Yoda on his shoulders narrating in harmony your demise as you fly into a star and explode into millions of planets and implode into rainbow babies with AIDs as they cry molten lava and create the moon stars and earth and wake you up from the dream in a coffin underground in my mind inside Earth*
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You went in on that one home dawg.
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Ayyy [spoiler]lmao[/spoiler]
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>Ayyy lmao<
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> Ayy <
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Change it to green text style (Instead of * use > at the start of a new line
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This is the redemption of
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Lol wtf lol
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I... What?!
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Brought a man back from the dead, duh
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You did it, I don't see why you're so surprised. Stop trying to lie to all of these nice people with. I... What?! You know you did it, no time to try and hide it now, what are you doing out of my basement Gardevoir?
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K den