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1 million [spoiler]Micrometers[/spoiler]
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Damn it, I need that in inches!
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Oh no! :O
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That's damn near 40 inches. I'm no where near
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Sorry, you're below the average :/
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Oh well, I'll just deal with it
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Sorry that you have national microdick :c
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I'd say mini, but that's ok. It looks nice, no freckles or nothing
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As long as you can fit your entire finger in there, it's okay c:
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I'm not sure you know how penises work
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[spoiler]I have... [i]methods...[/i][/spoiler]
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Split dick is a real thing
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Picks? PM? Please?
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Internet it bra
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I'm not a bra. Just stop being a fiddly split dick and give me pick -_-
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I don't have split dick. It's just a thing
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Pics? c:
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I don't got any
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Aw, you suck nipples :c
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Food nipples you creep
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wat... :/
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Wait...wut
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Did you just... call me a food nipple? I don't know whether to be flattered or not :/
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Both, and none
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