wat teh feq did yu juts fakin sya abot meh, yu lidl betch? i’ll hav yuo now i graduated top ef mi class n duh navy seals, n i’ve been involved n numerous sicret raids on al-quaeda, end i haev over 300 confirmed kels. ai am trained n gorilla warfare n i’m teh top sniepr n da entrire us armed forces. yuo ar nuthng tew onme but jus another target. ai wil wipe yuu da feq out wit precision teh lieks of which hav neer been seen bfor on dis earth, mark mah fukn words. yu think yuu caen git away wit saying dat shyt 2 meh over da internet? think agen, fackr. ais we speak i am contacting mah sicret network ef spies across teh usa nd yor ip ais being traced right naw soh u bitters prepare fer da storm, maggot. duh storm dat wipes out da pathetic lidl thinng yu call ur liyfe. you’re fukn ded, kid. ei caen be anywhere, anytime, nd i caen kel yuu n over seven hundred ways, end that’s jus wit mah bare hamds. not only am ei extensively trained n unarmed combat, but ei has access tu duh entrire arsenal uv da united states marine corps n ai wil use et 2 ets full extent tu wipe yur miserable ass off duh face of teh continent, u lidl shet. if only yu cud hav known wot unholy retribution ur lidl “clever” comment wus abot tu bring daown upon yuo, maybei yu wud hav held yer fakn tongue. but yuu couldn’t, yuu didn’t, end nw you’re paying da price, u goddamn idoit. ai wil shyt fury al over yuu end u wil drown n et. you’re fakn ded, kiddo.