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Edited by OLYMPUS VI: 12/1/2014 4:02:17 AM
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Dark Below! Are you prepared? Here's your guide to success!

Ok December 9th is going to be a big day for everyone, I'm wondering how many people plan to spend the entire day on the Raid. Here's a prep list to make sure you guys get the best from The Dark Below. - Clear 3 days from schedule - Adjust sleep schedule - Farm tons of materials beforehand - Move refrigerator and microwave into room or move gaming system into kitchen (Optional) - Create false Facebook status that you are sick, for minimal disturbances - Stock up on microwave food and and beverages of your choice. (The more you stock up on, the less time you'll have to spend away from Destiny) - Call contractor for an estimate on building toilet close to the area in which you will be playing. Only if you don't already have one close by. - Stock up on baby wipes - no showers should be taken within the first week of release, in order to maximize play time. - Allow for a sleep/play ratio of 1:6. For every 20 hours played, you are allowed 4 hours of sleep. The most common sleep cycle is 40 hours on and 8 hours off. It is highly recommended. - Allow 8 hour buffer from time of DLC release. The amount of excitement that will be had can lead to serious health problems. If erections last more than 4 hours, see a doctor immediately. - If you're currently in a relationship, end it immediately. - If you have kids, find a babysitter ahead of time or schedule for adoption. (Optional) - Prepare a group of the finest Guardians on your friends list and make sure you all have read all previous steps and have the same schedule. - take a blood oath to stick through until the Raid is complete. Thanks for your time. If there's anything I missed, let me know and I'll add it to the list.

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  • TDB is upon us!

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  • Step 1- Monday a.m. reference your "weekend trip to west Africa" in the break room. Step 2 - Monday p.m. ask if anyone else is shitting blood. Step 3 - ____________________ Step 4 - Profit.

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    • This is OD. I liked the first like 3 or 4. No shower hell no bra

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    • Why on earth are they releasing it on finals week? Why?!

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    • I don't, I play to play Dragon Age Inquisition, the Evil Within, or possibly Lords of the Fallen, TDB is not even on my radar of consideration.

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      • I'm got my three lvl 30s

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      • Don't move your toilet. Get a catheter with spare bags. Much cheaper. Also, I just sent my fiance on a 4 day trip with her friends. They leave on Monday night and come back Friday. No joke

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        • I know man, I am excited too!!! I cannot wait to have my ass handed to me in the level 30 raid, because I am only 29... you know, because the good ole RNG gods decided to never, ever, give me raid legs, so I sit at 29 freaking forever. So I will tell you exactly what I will be doing on Dec. 9th. Playing Dragon Age... just like I am now. Or other games. This game has pissed me off in so many ways, and it was so unexpected, coming from Bungie... and they havent rectified the severe problems in the slightest. So, glad to see you are excited about it, but almost everyone I know (including me) wishes to the high HEAVENS that we could get our money back from buying this frakking DLC. Unless things change, they will never get another single damned penny from me, either.

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          • Hype hype hype it up!

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            • Edited by Minideadpool: 12/2/2014 9:51:44 PM
              I approve of this message Also no new toilet needed. Just get a Vita.

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            • i predict this dlc is going to be horrible

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              • Remove all hard objects in grabbing distance radius that could be be thrown when frustrated. Also, buy two backup controllers. Touchdown slamming controllers is only acceptable when first beating the new raid.

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                • Dont forget your "Shit Bucket" comrades...

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                  • *sharpens new sword*

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                    • Wow ... Guys is just a DLC, that's not going to be better than a full product. Sure this 20$ gonna complete a little destiny (destiny is not complete). Stop being so hype like the day when destiny release. At the end, your gonna be disappointed

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                      • Edited by deathgrip1978: 12/2/2014 4:37:13 AM
                        Get sign on the front door of your house that says, " House quarantined because of Ebola patient"- $25 Buy frozen pizza & soda- $50 Send girlfriend out of town for a week on a shopping spree- $6,000 Beating Crota's End Raid on first week of release- PRICELESS.

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                      • U can use a ps vita instead of buying a custom toilet and instead buy a wash machine from Walmart.

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                      • I know this is satire, but I really hope people DON'T do stuff like this. I seriously think everyone taking vacation time the first week contributed to the flood of people whining "OMG, it's only a week and I've done EVERYTHING!! D:" without saying they played 130 hours that week... Granted, the game isn't perfect, but I think people would enjoy it more if they slowed down.

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                        • Guide for those of us who aren't under 18: Go to work Wish we were playing destiny Try and play when we get home, but the wife won't allow it Try the raid on the weekend, but are limited to an hour Repeat until farmable and can be carried Profit!

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                          • Your theory could work however the raid won't be available until a week after dlc is out

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                            • How do I favorite this post n see it

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                            • well done and touche good sir.

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                            • The hive show up on Earth with the Blade of Crota now! Go patrol and see

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                            • You sir. Are a champion Guardian. You forgot one thing.... Call family, disown them and inform them that you will go by your own name. No more annoying family calls, "Oh, did you hear about Aunt Margaret?" For me, it's Zachary Goldhawk.

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                            • Haha this is a legit list! But honestly, some of us are in university/college and have to study for finals...so you have to add in to drop out of school as well.

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                            • Edited by motleffots: 12/2/2014 3:13:33 PM
                              Dec 9th DLC drop Dec 16th Raid becomes available Yes? If so, this means no raiding until the 16th. EDIT: Looks like it is available on the 9th. Thanks for clearing this up. EDIT: Funny, I had just seen a post saying something about "Its official, raid will be available Tuesday, Dec. 16th 9:00 AM GMT." I can't find the post now. . . Anyway happy raiding.

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