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11/15/2014 1:42:23 AM
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A guy sucker punched me dead in the face once. Broke my glasses and my jaw.
All because I told him I didn't want to be with him anymore.
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Are you just telling us or are you serious?
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It's happened 3 years ago, I wouldn't joke about that.
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Just making sure. In that case I also hope he steps on Lego's barefoot. Or ever get married, or even have a girlfriend.
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That's psychotic
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LOL pwned
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Not OK. But I still laughed. [spoiler]pretty hard[/spoiler]
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Grab a knife from your kitchen so then you can chop off his balls and put them in his mouth
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lol I got the reference
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I wish I could've.
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May this guy spend the rest of his days stepping on Lego pieces barefoot.
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This wouldn't work for me, I have a pair of Lego shoes so instead of getting hurt, I get taller!
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Agreed my friend agreed.
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[quote]May this guy spend the rest of his days stepping on Lego pieces barefoot.[/quote] Yes! That would be sweet lol
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There is no more appropriate punishment!! Haha
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Edited by Some Black Guy: 11/15/2014 5:09:09 AMA guy should NEVER hit a woman, unless she's trying to kill him/family/friend. If his life isn't in any serious danger, there's no excuse. -blam!-kkk whoever did that, what a worthless cunnnt nugget. Some people seriously can't take rejection
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He had some serious issues. That's why I had to get the hell outa there... I never thought he would be that type of guy. I just wish I would've gotten a few hits in myself.
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You should have came back a few weeks later and shot him 500x with a paintball gun in the dickkkk. F that. Hope that never happens to you again. I've had family and friends in the same situation
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Just family and friends? Lol shellfish
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Rip his testicles apart. Crush them and snort them like cracked cocaine.
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Jeez... That was descriptive. [spoiler]you scare me[/spoiler] [spoiler]in a good way[/spoiler]
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Only telling you what I did to my girlfriend when she hit me.
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You snorted your girlfriend's testicles like cocaine?
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Well duh. She hit me. What I did was a very just punishment.
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Snorting a girls testicles is just weird. Personally i'd condense them into a pill and take them as a suppository
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Better than direct injecting a guys ovary.
