I realize this is satire but I do have a point of contention to bring up. If you are just staying put to mooch off the work others are doing then you deserve that. However, I like many of the other who play the game have children so there have been times where I'm playing with those I don't know and I have to go attend to my son (who's 15 months old) in the middle of the night or deal with the older kids. Just because we have responsibilities doesn't mean that's the fate that should befall us for stepping away. Luckily most of the time I play with people I know who understand but for those that I can't talk to this is irritating.