Specifically speaking on if the object had the some type of consciousness a human had, I would like to talk to my cellar door. All that time in the dark, he's bound to have thought of something interesting to say.
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I feel as if whatever he/she has to say to you, it can't be good. It's probably lonely just sitting there.
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Possibly, but with no biased information possibly coming towards the door, it's perspective is completely open to interpretation
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Make an accurate interpretation. Is your basement door away from everything in your house? Do you go into your basement often?
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I do, but there is an area of my basement I almost never go to, so id like to say the perspective would be the otherside of the door, which conceals the water heater
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So generally, the side that conceals the water heater, you never go behind? And that would be the one that actually speaks from the side looking at the heater?
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Depends on which door, and which side the door observes from, I don't actually have a door that leads from the upstairs to the downstairs because it's an open stair design in my house
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This complicates things. You just had to go and pick cellar door, huh?
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Lmfao of course, what else would I pick?
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You could have been like 4 other people, and picked underwear lol.
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Yea but that's just a *puts on glasses* dick move *takes off glasses*
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You're too clever. [spoiler]This thread has seen alot of dick.[/spoiler]