Evolution is like 'see, these rocks just kinda were existing for no reason and were compressed to a point so dense it's impossible. Btw we can't prove this, but it's fact. Then it exploded and sent everything flying away at incredible speeds, until gravity kinda slowed it down, the rocks n stuff got pulled together, yadda yadda yadda, earth. Btw we can't prove it, but it's fact. Then the earth cooled, somehow enough comets impacted it that the surface became 75% water but it [i]didn't[/i] break apart, yadda yadda yadda micro organisms started magically appearing in the water. Btw we can't prove this but it's fact. Then the organisms got more complex and became fish, fish became lizards, lizards became mammals, mammals got more complex and became primates, yadda yadda yadda humans! Btw we can't prove this but it's fact.' Creationism is like 'this magical creature in the sky holds power that is so immense it is completely unimaginable. There is no way to even begin to fathom his design, and he decided to create a bunch of morally corrupt, ridiculously unintelligent, selfish monsters that mock his name and pollute his world with wretchedness and evil. They do everything in their power to go against his will, but he loves them still. We don't really know why.'