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11/2/2014 4:22:53 PM
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DeeJ is o_______________o

You heard me, DeeJ is o_______________o's alt. Yes, I have studied and done my research, and I am concluding that the user DeeJ is actually the user o_______________o's alternative account.

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  • Care to actually back up that claim or are you just going to proclaim it? Classic Voice of Reason logic.

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  • Today at my home I stumbled upon a troubling epiphany. Not my own epiphany, but a false epiphany conjured by the vibrant imaginations of the bnet community. I say troubling because the epiphany is more like a conspiracy. I have been sitting here and reading your responses and have spent the better part of an hour scratching my chin. I am not Mr. Dague, so although you may find some of our methods of dialect to be similar, please acknowledge your paranoia. I do love this community. Everything I do is based on your feedback, just as everything bungie does is also inspired by you, the user. I will continue to read your thoughts. Not the ones in your head mind you, the ones you allow to flow from your fingertips to us, bun- the rest of the users.

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    • You guys have it all wrong. Yes, DeeJ and longface are the same, but what else has a longface? A horse. If you go down the evolutionary line, the horse and goat meet up, but in order for a goat to type, it had to have hands, goatman. But at the point horse and goat meet up, there is Andrewsarchus, the largest land mammal carnivore. However, in an episode of Walking with Beasts, you see Andrewsarchus walking down a beach. What else is in the ocean? You guessed it, the City if Rapture. What does Rapture and Andrewsarchus have in common? Andrew Ryan, which means that Andrew Ryan is the founder of ATLAS Corperation, he planned his own death. Fontaine was a clone, not useful. He wanted Fontaine to kill you. Fontaine sounds like French fountain, were does the water go? Back to the ocean, and Trilobites lived in the ocean, which sounds like terabyte, so Fontaine is nothing but a fancy programmable fountain. Back to goatman, goatman asked for a trip to Rosario, Argintina, but is sent to Yokai Academy. Goatman is related to a horse, which is longface, who drank out of a Fontaine 1.3 million years later, and gets ATLAS programmed into him. Longface is also DeeJ, which means one thing only.... DeeJ is ATLAS Incorperated.

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      • Makes sense. I was invited to dinner by deej's wife, and I saw O_________________O in her bed, naked. She said that deej was in there, not O_________________O.

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        • Edited by toasted bacon : 11/3/2014 12:46:02 AM
          Deej has 4 letters Deej is one word 4-1 equals three 3 is how many sides a triangle has Omg [b][i][u]BUNGIES A PART[/u][/i][/b] Of the [b][i][u]ILLUMINATE!!!!!!!![/u][/i][/b]

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          • That means deej= illuminati confirmed

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          • Please cease your suspicions. I am not DeeJ. Stay on target.

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            • Longface wouldn't accidentally post a link that might turn to pr0nz

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            • THATS WHAT IM SAYING

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              No like I said before, Deej is JOHN CENA

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            • [i]Or they're long lost lovebuddies. I just added it to a shipping wall ^-^[/i]

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            • DeeJ already has an alt. It's called DeeJ, but it has a different avatar. He is so creative.

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              • Tht true

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              • Actually, DeeJ is a bot. Yup. Created by Bungie Corps, DeeJ was originally just a music randomiser program with a personality. After a while, Bungie decided they needed a spokesperson more than a DJ, so they stole data from Siri, to create DeeJ and Cortana. Now he just posts what they program him to post, so Desticles stay quiet.

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                • DeeJ is not long face stupid. how could you have even thought of that? long face is DeeJ, not the other way around, Git it right nerd.

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                • I'm just waiting for longface to reply

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                  • But then that would mean that o_______________o is a pegboy...

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                      I thought I was the only person that thought deej is longface

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                    • But longface isnt a pegboy So your argument is invalid

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                      • Longface makes fun of Destiny too much to be DeeJ.

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                      • I'd buy it.

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                      • But one's an asshole and the other is a lovable asshole. I call hax.

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                        • DeeJ is NOT my cousin. Shut up before I kill you

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                        • It's true

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                          • Achronos is my main account.

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