Start by stating that the decline in pirates are a direct cause for pollution(make a nice graph). You can go on to say that since [u]all[/u] pirates are men, that men created pollution. Pollution causes illness in women and you could show a pic of some little girl dying in a hospital bed. Therefore men are oppressing women by creating pollution to [u][b]weaken[/b][/u] women. Then make a kickstarter to end male oppressive pollution.... Profit