Cabinet doors Long ago, there were no doors Cabinets (and everything else) were connected to each other without doors One day, Odin was ruling over his kingdom when Jocelyn Wildenstein showed up! She spawned tentacles and began opening portals with her testicles These portals led straight to the cabinets so Iron Man the lord and savior of the hello kitty bandaids declared "Let there be YouTube!" But he mispronounced YouTube and instead said doors So that is how cabinet doors came to be