>be me, beta as shit middle schooler >have crush on chill girl whose cousin is my friend >take a trip to Hawaii >call up cousin because reasons >hey dude is your cousin into me >psssshhhhhh hell yeah man ask her out >nice >call the girl >hey, do you want to go out sometime? >lmao no >oh ok >get back from Hawaii >tell principal my friend brought a BB gun to school and pointed it at people >he gets expelled >never see him again