Penis Pump (Excellent CQB automatic shotgun) Dildo 1911 (Old Earth Castro Street Production backup sidearm) Tit Wrench (CQB tactical baton better than ASP or Monadnock) W-4 (Wet Kitty Good ol' American Red Light District Design) Ass Kisser 1049 EZ (Replacement for AK-47 family) Orgasmatron (Pulse Rifle) Pube Trimmer (Infantry support weapon) Big Balls (grenades) Big Dick (One Shot One Kill) Tricky Dick (Antipersonnel Mine) Weapons of Ass Destruction (RNBC) Money Shot (Pepper Spray)