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Edited by Evilcam:
9/23/2014 2:37:59 AM
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How do I get away with murder?
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1 ReplyEdited by Iberius Huskus: 9/21/2014 8:29:32 PM1. Move to state with "Stand-Your-Ground" laws 2. Make friend put on makeup that makes him look like a black person 3. Pretend friend is threatening you 4. Pull a Zimmerman 5. Profit
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Ask Siri
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2 RepliesBungie does not condone discussion that leads to threats of personal violence on Bungie.net, or committing such acts.
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2 RepliesCut them up put them in a blender then dump the blended parts in the ocean
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1 ReplyDiscredit the witnesses
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1 ReplyMaterials: Silenced pistol or poison, concrete or barrel of acid, passport and plane ticket. 1. Shoot him in his home with a silenced pistol or poison him. -If you are shooting him, either take the gun with you or wear gloves 2. Take his wallet, all forms of identification, take any money he has. 3. Now you have two ways to dispose of his body. Either pour him in concrete and throw him into the ocean, or cut him up, cram him in a barrel with acid and then throw it in the ocean. 4. Dispose of the gun, if used 5. Get to the airport, fly to another country, preferably Russia. 6. Throw away ALL of your identification 7. Change your appearance one way or another 8. Acquire new identification through black market or other means. 9. Live new life as a Russian citizen. Repeat steps 1-9 to become a world serial killer.
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3 Replies100 pieces 100 lakes. Do it in a secluded area in the woods. Hike out each piece wrapped in Butchers paper with something related to real meat stamped onto it.
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1 ReplyKill him. Move to a country where your country's police can't get you. But if you're american watch out for the Gestapo/secret police.
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4 RepliesSmush a pie in his face.
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2 RepliesChase him with a spoon...
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1 ReplyKill him with old age
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1 ReplyKill him with kindness.
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3 RepliesKill it with fire
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7 Replies1. Buy a submarine 2. Go to the bottom of The Arctic 3. Kill the dude 4. Dump the dude 5. ??? 6. Profit
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1 ReplyKill someone, put their body in a block of concrete, dump concrete block in the ocean. Dump the weapon, and burn the clothes you wore. And make sure to cover your whole body. Hat, long pants/sleeves, etc. And burn EVERYTHING you wore.
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1 ReplyPour cement over the body and dump it into the ocean.
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2 RepliesAHHHHH... a quote from my favorite movie is in order!! [i] You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". [/i]
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3 Replies1. Come in possession of a crematorium 2. Kill the person without making him/her bleed 3. Put the body on ice 4. When the next client comes for the crematorium, place both bodies in at the same time 5. Split the ashes in half, give one half to the family, the other half you dispose of yourself
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1 ReplyMail him a note infused with anthrax, And make sure the return address is someone you hate. Remember, no one should be able to connect you to the note, no fingerprints, mail from a secure location. Theoretically, of course
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3 RepliesHow are you not banned yet?
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7 RepliesConvince someone else to do it, record it, and give it the cops. [spoiler]works everytime[/spoiler]
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11 RepliesDress him I'm as a clown cut him on aplasma table reseal him and draw a sati nix pentigon on him and write I am the beginning of the phenix throw him off a bridge an d everyone will be to scared to touch his body
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Stab him with an icicle (no fingerprints)
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5 RepliesDo you have acces to 8 full grown pigs?
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3 RepliesKill people in video games
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3 RepliesHave you ever read "Lamb to the Slaughter"?
