Stay close to her, let her complain about her boyfriend to you, then act the exact opposite of her complaints. She'll take notice and come around ;)
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"All the guys I date are abusive and assholes, I just want a sweet guy" *continue dating assholes*
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._. You right.
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"My boyfriend breathes too loudly. I wish he'd stop." *OP does the opposite and dies of suffocation*
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Or he could just breathe quietly.
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OP might be too lovelorn and think she means "I hope he stops breathing."
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Oh, yeah, that'd be funny.
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Good advice, I'll keep our friendship good and listen to her really well. Hopefully things goes from good to amazing. *Shares cookie with you*