mfw i go outside to interact with the world but the wind blows my fedora off my head
mfw i try to after it but my knees hit my man boob too hard and it hurts
mfw i stop to catch my breathe and these hot cis girls laugh at me
mfw i ask for their numbers and they laugh harder
English
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Chivalry is dead.
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not as long as im alive, i will open the door for every fair lady i will give up my seat i will give her my last slice of cake the knight in white shinning acne armor will never die
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Every fair m'lady!! Get it right Gatsby!
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God bless your white capped zits.
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i kno dat feel bro