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8/22/2014 2:49:24 AM
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What's up with you, Head Bouncer Fletch? Kill any Desticles today? I could go for some water right about now, trying to drink a little less.
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Nothing much. Haven't destroyed many of their skulls today *turns around and shoots a Desticle with a scattershot.* Even though it was a 343i idea, it still works well.
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*laughs hysterically while shooting desticle in kneecaps
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*Drinks a 12 pack of red bull* ...... GENOCIDE! MWA HAHAHAHA! *dives into a crowd of desticles with a knife and rips through like a saw* >:D
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*cuts desticles down with energy sword *choke-slams a crawling desticle
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*Looks at Rocket* UNDERTAKER! *clapclap clapclapclap* UNDERTAKER! *Clapclap clapclapclap* *Tombstones a desticle and it's head explodes*
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*crosses arms and nods in approval *grabs Les Paul *start beating Desticles over head with it
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*rips out a desticles spine and starts beating others into mush*
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*grabs desticles crappy home-made hunter cloak and throws him against the wall You think they'd learn by now!
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Nope! *punches through someone's face*
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Edited by Rocket: 8/22/2014 5:47:52 AM*looks Fletch dead in the eye *delivers Triple H's signature move to a pathetic Desticle [b]We doing this right now[/b]???
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Did you just pedigree someone? Noice! Tag team?
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*tags Fletch in
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*Dirty Deeds someone and they turn into a puddle* ..... I can't pin that.
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*619's a wannabe Titan *grabs Desticle's home-made hunter cloak (his mom made it for Gamescom how sweet) *chokes him to death with it
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*lifts some into the air and puts my thumb up their ass like Andre The Giant* Remember when he did that? It was hilarious.
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Edited by Rocket: 8/22/2014 6:19:24 AM*rolls over laughing, also managing to hold a puny desticle at bay with one hand Yes. Yes I do :)
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*smashes destcle* Ew.... Kidding this is great
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*puny Desticle walks up "Yer a LEWZER! Cuz yer guna pleh az a werlock! HUNTER MASTER RAAAAAA----" *head explodes from Carbine round That's [i]one [/i]way to shut them up. And it's guaranteed to work. *grins
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*smashes someone into the ground head first like a seed* IMA PLANT ME A DUMBASS TREE!
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Edited by Rocket: 8/22/2014 8:16:51 PM*looks over incredulously while punching Desticle in face The [b]LAST[/b] thing *punch we need, *punch is [b]MORE[/b] *punch of them! *punts Desticle in the head Now that I think about it........we're beating the crap out of these things. Why haven't we tried talking to them? *looks over in disgust "WUT CLAS U G0N PLEh?" [b]IT'S TRYING. TO. COMMUNICATE[/b]!!!!!! [spoiler]*punches its jaw off[/spoiler]
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KILL THEM ALL! *gets hammer of dawn* >:)
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MORE POWAH!!!! *hooks Hammer Of Dawn to Car Battery
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Hammer of dawn is a laser guidance rig for a orbital weapon, you know that right?
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Edited by Rocket: 8/22/2014 5:12:47 PMWhy use some, when you can use ALL the weapons!!! [spoiler]I've played gears of war, just not for a while.[/spoiler]
