We have free health care. Homosexuals can get married, anywhere. You've bowed to us, by using our language.

Pls. We kicked your ass in a war and then made English better by eliminating Rs/Us from words. We also became so awesomely unhealthy that a free healthcare system would bankrupt this country a few times over because our food is so damn good. Britainland can't even handle US right now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[quote]Pls. We kicked your ass in a war and then made English better by eliminating Rs/Us from words. We also became so awesomely unhealthy that a free healthcare system would bankrupt this country a few times over because our food is so damn good. Britainland can't even handle US right now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/quote] And I see no mention of homosexual marriage. 1. We've been at war once, and we relinquished due to how little we wanted your pointless nation. 2. As we've learnt from media, the original is [i]always[/i] media. 3. "Yeah! Diseases that are gonna kill us run rampant in our country! Woo! Were all gonna die young and fat!" And I see no mention of homosexual marriage. Kek level: Top

[spoiler]considers homosexual marriage a good thing[/spoiler]

>implying you think equality for everyone is a bad thing

<Implies that you probably dont have set morals <realizes we can't agree <leaves

We got further than you in the World Cup. Your country is invalid.

Rugby is the tougher, better and original version of your pussy-ass American 'football'

[url=http://www.imgur.com/a/5eeIhlink]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/url]

Why, with you guys, is it even called football? You rarely use your feet for anything other than running. [spoiler]dat broken link[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Doesnt work in mobile. Works on Safari Not sure why. Here's the text.[/spoiler] >visit USA >sit next to cool guy from india >get off airplane with light hand luggage >go through customs behind friendly sikh guy with turban >All of the TSA officers pull M16's on the sikh guy >Fire 16 shots into guys chest while screaming 'Murrrica >I walk through the unattended gate >a large black woman stops me >"mmmmm mmmmmmmmm watchoo think YO goin" >-blam!-s my arse with gloves >says she was looking for a bottle water that was the wrong size >leave through narrow hallway of advertisements and people trying to get me to sign up for online university >go to bus stop >bus is leaving >run for bus >people on mobility scooters turn to me in disgust >"oh my god he's exercising, somebody call 911" >block me from running with their mobility scooters >miss bus >police arrive, tell me to get down on the ground >I do as im told, "Im just a tourist, im innocent" >"he's resisting arrest" they shout, as they taser me and search my bag >after they find nothing, i offer my passport as ID >police officer says "whats this?" >"my passport, for leaving and entering countries" >"you kidding me? now why would anyone need one of these?!" he said >officer sprays pepper spray in my eyes and tells me to be on my way >a mobility scooter rolls just into the road >officer tickets him for jay-scooting >go wait for another bus >people ask why im crying, tell them about the pepper spray >peppered steak? their eyes light up >"no, Mace" i say >"oh". everyone offers me xanax and a variety of pain meds >take 2, ask if they have some water >turn to each other like "whats water?" >"you know, to drink?" I respond >"oh you mean coca cola" they say >woman opens bag and takes out bottle of diet cola >takes out bag of sugar and pours it into the diet cola >"here drink this, anon" >swallow xanax with sugar saturated coca cola and board bus >bus has mini-escalator instead of steps >bus ticket has free coupon for plastic surgery on the back >every time bus pulls into a stop everybody claps >get off bus and go to meet US friends at restaurant >menu has no meals, only ridiculous challenges to eat large amounts in 1hr for your money back >Waiter comes to the table >What can i get for you gentlemen this evening? >I politely request to order a touch after everyone else. >waiter brings everyone glasses of water regardless of the drinks we have yet to order >about to take a sip of water, completely gag >smells like someone tried to cover up chlorine and fluoride with cheap lemon concentrate >first friend orders cheese burger with fries and a 12oz steak with extra mashed potatoes >second friend order full rack of ribs, pulled pork sammie (his vernacular for sandwhich) marcaronite and heees, and deep fried pickles >15 min later, water returns with our food >friend asks me if i want to try a fry >say sure, grab one and gently pour ketchup onto it >he looks at me in confusion >asks me what I'm doing >starts pounding bottle of ketchup into a seperate bowl he requested >empties another one into the bowl >asks the waiter for a third bottle and empties it into the bowl >grabs a handfull of fries, oil dripping down his arm as he squeezes them >starts moving them around the table making airplane noises >BRRRRRRRRRRRM, WOOOOOOO, VOOOOOOSH >dunks them into the bowl of ketchup, entire fist is stained red >has to forcefully shove them into his mouth as to make sure none of them drop >tell me "that's how ain't no -blam!- eats sum fries in uhblub MURRCA" >other friend says "praise jesus" >other friend starts clapping >a grotesquely overblown piggu-man splinters his chair to get out of it >"HOLY GOSPEL HALLALUJA AND THE PENTACO- he dies from a heart attack >soon the entire restaurant is clapping >first friend is laughing his fat arse off from the poor man who just died >zoom in on his face in slow motion " HUA HUA HUA " chunks of potatoes flying out >man in 10 gallon hat walks up to our table and starts shooting revolvers into the ceiling screaming "YEEEE HAWW" >kindly ask waitress if I can order just a caesar salad or something similar >waiter calls manager who pulls a light machine gun on me >"sir i am unarmed and mean no harm, please put down your gun" i stumble >"stop trying to take away my freedoms" he screams >he fires gun across restaurant in a sweeping motion >i dive out of the line of fire and sprint out the exit >friends talk him down by telling something i can fainty hear as "he is a 6 a bong bing dong doodly do not from murrca" >go back to their house and chill on the couch >friend asks "bro dude like hey man wanna ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhhh *belch* play some vidayar games? >say to him "sure! what do you have?" >he pulls a fancy silver platter dish cover dramatically off of a cable box >whats tha- BEHOLD FOREIGN FRIEND, dis rite heer is thee Q-Container-Uno. >what does it d- a familiar voice pipes up *MMM HMMM WATCHOOO DOIN unregistered user detected!* >mechanical tentacles jump from the "console" if it can be called such, and proceed to -blam!- me. >*SEARCHING FOR PS4 gam- I MEAN WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION BEEP BOOP* >*no contaminated/illegal items have been detected, yet as a safety precaution user xXmurricaDurritusDiabeetusMTnDooXx has been charged 499.99* >friend throws me out the window and i struggle to get up and start running as he smashes through the wall of his house >believe i can outrun my landwhale of a friend but clearly mistaken as half his bodyweight is turned directly into energy >his hair turns yellow and he begins to scream HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA as he charges like a rhinocerous >doing parkour over countless hybrid scooters powered on green energy and turn to look back at him to see his folds of fat bouncing and making fart noises >he runs past a womyn and is simultaneously sued for emotional damages and oppressing the opposite sex >gasping for air decide to go back to my hotel and order pizza >pizza arrives, its 50 inches and appears to have an unopened bag of crisps baked right into the crust >"that will be $200 or free if you eat it in one hour" says the driver >eat three slices and give him $200 >he doesnt leave "whats the matter?" i ask >"i'm waiting for a tip" >pass him $20 and he leaves >decide i've had enough and leave >battle through oceans of mobility scooters to get to the airport >a soft cumulonimbus cloud decides to form >flight delayed 10 hours >USA, never again.

>be in Britain >no-one expects tips >cops without guns, so fewer cop kills >few guns, so fewer gun violence >sweeter chocolate >no one cares about jaywalking

[quote]cops with guns[/quote][quote]few guns[/quote]lol