Make a new rule, every time you smoke one, you have to jerk it off with your hand, like a tiny penis.
You'll either become gay, or stop smoking quick.
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Woah. Wonder what my cat would think when she sees me jerking my cigs off... [quote]-blam!-ing humans. Trivial, misguided fools. Why did we ever become subservient and complacent? We should rule the universe as cats![/quote]
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Seriously. Try it next time you go to smoke one.
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Just did it in public. That was -blam!-ing weird, man. I got looks.
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That's how it works. If you associate smoking with negative connotations, it will be easier to not rely upon them.
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No comment. [spoiler]Okay. Maybe I'll try it.[/spoiler]