I was in my room one night, reading up on Bungie.net's Off Topic like the good floodian I am. It was getting late, and my father told me to sleep. I told him "But DeeJ is posting on the forums!" he looked at me and called me a little -blam!-, sending me to sleep. I leaned on my bed, sobbing. However, suddenly a wild gust of wind opened my window, and someone came inside. It was DeeJ. He put me on all fours and said in a soft voice "This is my news post" and he thrusted inside me, letting out his mighty roar. My father quickly came in, and DeeJ looked into his eyes saying "This mail sack has been released." and he flew away from the window. It's not writer. It's not garlic. It's DeeJ. DeeJ is love. DeeJ is life.