Well, my wife brought a cat home a few weeks ago, and about 3 minutes ago it just latched onto my sons arm, and was growling and hissing at him.
I proceeded to punt it as hard as I could when it let go of him, and it is now missing.
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Cat-Sack anyone?
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[quote]At least it wasn't a dog[/quote]
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At least it wasn't a dog
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It won't be missed
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2 RepliesWhy would you hit a cat, you evil person.
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9 RepliesIt's OK, I watched my Dad drown a cat in a water tank when I was a kid.
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Saw my step dad snipe a Pomeranian that kept climbing our fence and eating our dogs food at night. It was with a .22 rifle.
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Its probably hiding somewhere but if you smell a funny smell then it died.
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Take it to a vet and say a car hit it
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2 RepliesEdited by StiviX: 7/14/2014 9:18:16 PMFirst off, good job punting that son of a bitch. Secondly odds are it found the darkest corner to hide in because it came under threat for being a piece of shit "pet". I highly suggested taking it out to the nearest desert or body of wilderness and letting the buzzards have it.
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Idk why I laughed so much at the part about you punting it ahahahahahahahahah
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U protected ur son from something that visa hurt him ur a good dad
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Think of it this way. The cat won't take care of you when you're old.
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trust the j kicks-get a dog-if your wife dont like em-get a basenji-a very cat like dog-the only downside is they dont bark....they make a yodel sound called a bahroo.TRUST ME BRAH!
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YOU MONSTERELLA CHEESE >:C
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The cat > your son
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Kakity kek
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Cats are ezy to come by if this one sucks get rid of it and get a new one. On the farm if there gets to be two many cats we go out and shoot the wild ones.
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Find it before it finds you...
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1 ReplyDefending child is mother natures way of saying HULKKKKKKKKKK SMAAAAASSHHHHH!!!!! For legitimate reasons.
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4 RepliesEdited by CRISCO 8828: 7/14/2014 5:47:43 AMThe bad man! He punted him! He punted him off the bridge!
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Cats are only good for if you want a direct gateway to Hell itself in your house