Maybe if you didn't have a dumb accent it could understand you.
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I don't have an accent.
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Nonsense. You live in the south!
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>Implying Florida is hick enough to have everyone in the state have a southern accent My cousin has a southern accent because he was born and raised in Northern Florida, but here in Central Florida, we're about as hill billy as a guy from Mexico.
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>Raised in Northern Florida >No accent Get your shit out of here.
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Where in Northern Florida? I'm talking up near the Pan Handle.
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Between Pensacola and Destin. Those with an accent are a minority here.
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So you have a Mexican accent?
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No, I don't have an accent because both my parents were born outside southern accent areas and I was raised under their tongue.
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Protip: if you're not from Pennsylvania then you have an accent.
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My mom was born and raised and Toledo and my dad traveled the world. Not much room to develop an accent.
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SO you talk like a Texan with a law degree?
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How did you get that?
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Oh, wait, Toledo Spain?
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Toledo Ohio.
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Oh, well then, you might speak close to what a normal person should speak like.
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Living 267 miles away from him, I can confirm that he would have the most southern accent possible.
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Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Edited by Niedopałek: 5/29/2014 1:31:01 AMI know, it's terrible. Everyone here, the blacks, the Asians, the Indians, they all sound like hicks. I, fortunately, am immune to this. Having been born in an Arab country, I am unable to be infected with their speech.
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REMOVE KEBAB!
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Silly Das, I'm not actually an Arab. I only happen to have been born in one of their countries, said country being the least pleb-tier of them all, the UAE.
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Dubai?
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Edited by Niedopałek: 5/29/2014 1:36:40 AMThat's the one. AKA Oil City
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Do traffic jams really look like this?
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Add in a few Bentleys and Filipinos and you've got an accurate image
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What are Filipinos doing in the desert?