I love how mad all you foreigners are. Mad because we have the most powerful military in the world and all your bitch country can do is talk shit. THIS IS AMERICA AND WE RUN THIS -blam!-ING PLANET. CANADA IS OR HAT BITCH. AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA!!!! SUCK MY COUNTRY'S FAT DICK
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Ha lol. Yeah you run this planet, straight into the ground I mean.
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Doesn't matter where we run it, as long as we do. All the Europeans can keep talking trash on the internet, because your bitch Parliament and your bitch queen won't do shit
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Gr8 b8 m8
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>your joke > my head I don't get it. [spoiler]hue[/spoiler]
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I'm too young to care about my country at all, and personally I think the entire planet is a shithole. That's the joke.
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I don't get it.
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Canada is bigger and on top. If this was prison you'd be our bitch. :p
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This isn't prison though, this is the real world, America's world. If somebody attacks Canada, who you gonna call?
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Ghostbusters?!
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That's what I was waiting for. You da best homie
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The banks and see if your credit is good. They may take your toys away. Then we're all F'd.
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Sensationalist media. The last thing they take is the guns.
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Well that's what's important I guess. Lol.
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You're damn right
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[quote]CANADA IS OR HAT BITCH.[/quote]Canada and US are Mexico's fancy sombrero.
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Mexico is our dirty brown beard
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[Clapping reaches singularity levels]
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If I listen closely it's almost as if I can hear the clapping in the distance. Which is impressive, seeing how there's an Atlantic ocean between us. He mad.
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It's always a shame when you losers take stuff too seriously
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The Irony is delicious. Are you genuinely this dense or did you just drink a vial of mercury as a child?
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Oh shit a vial of mercury #rekt Oh Lord, alert the coroner and the undertaker because he killed me!!!!! -blam!- outta my face with this trash
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Lol, Angry Americans are the funniest idiots on the internet.
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Alright bro, if me being mad helps you feel like you won the internet then I'm buttfurious. You other countries sure are petty though, pretty pathetic really. Hopefully one day you learn from a country so much better than the armpit you live in, a little country called America.
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Ok now this is too funny, please stop before my sides peel off and launch into a geostationary orbit.
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If this is actually that funny to you I feel bad that you're so filled up with that sensationalist propaganda swill your terrible country has filled your triple chins to bursting capacity with. Some of you second world class citizens are a lost cause and it makes me sad. I still live in the land of opportunity though so it kind of helps