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originally posted in:United Guardian Alliance
5/15/2014 10:52:39 PM
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*ahem* actually it's a Borderlands [i]mid[/i]quel, taking place in between 1 and 2 *sips tea* *adjusts monocle*
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*breaks monacle* *throws tea cup* *snaps neck* THIS ISNT UK, THIS IS 'MURICA!
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*You turn around and then look back again* *both the tea and monocle have been replaced* HA! You are to slow and fat to catch me stupid American! *sips tea*
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*pulls out AK-47* *shoots UK man* I didn't miss, I'm a marine. You're in more pieces than Bin Laden. Looks like MURICA wins again. *Blows up every country except america*
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*America quickly falls into ruin because of the destroyed trading system. Everyone dies and in the center of America sits a tea cup and a monocle. The tea cup tips over and Mother Nature sips tea*
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*Father time bitch slaps Mother Nature and says* "No more tea and monocles anymore. I'm banning then forever." *Father time destroys them from existence, and creates an indestructible force field around himself*
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*Father time farts in the force field and succumbs to the fumes. Mother Nature tattoos a Union Jack in a special place.*
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*Mother nature forgot things can't go into the force field, but can come out, so father times fart exited the force field and killed Mother Nature. Father Time creates a new Mother Nature in his own image, and has her under in reversals mind control.* pulls out AK-47 and cheeseburger. As Father Time yells into the space* MURICA!
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Monocle*
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Sirs, I believe you are both mistaken, it is both a prequel and a sequel, a pre-sequel if you will *adjust monacle, top hat, and checks pocket watch* I say, is anyone up for some tea and crumpets, perhaps a Big Mac for the American fellow
