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5/4/2014 12:17:04 AM
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Hey -blam!-,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all -blam!- who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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Just... I can't even. That was literally on e of the most douchebag-iest things I've ever read on anything ever.
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Stop Right There Criminal Scum, My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it’s fun stealing shopkeepers’ property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around. Don’t be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than “commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves”? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me apprehending a criminal.
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Your best work yet. I'm in the hospital bored out of my mind, but this? This made my morning.
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Ok, that was better, why didn't you just begin with that? xD
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You always post the original before the alterations. Gives context.
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Eh, true that.
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All that fake...
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You posted backwards [b][u][i]AMAZING[/i][/u][/b]
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¿woh wonk t'nod uoY
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You mean other than doing it manually?
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.on a sa taht ekat ll'I
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