I once tortured a kid for knowing something he shouldn't have known. He remains terrified of me till this day. I also had sex with his girlfriend on multiple occasions.
I once did a back flip off a building and landed on a random person. Proceeded to run away haha
I once heavily considered suicide
I once was a kid who thought he would achieve nothing, now I'm still a kid (well 17) with more money on hand then your average middle class man.
I once broke into a random car and joy rode it around the city for 30 minutes, then properly returned it. Perfectly fine
I once sang on the side walk in NY with a random gay rights promoter. I sang "be my husband" by Ed Sheeran, made over $150, gave $120 to him, and with the other $30 I bought things for homeless guys outside the CVS like water
I've driven 2 unicorn cars (very rare cars)
I once knocked a kid out and when He regained conscienceness, I convinced him someone else did it.
Idk what else haha.
I've had sex over 15 girls, haven't had a girlfriend since freshman year of Highschool (was a virgin until sophomore year, I've had sex with 15 people over 3+ each in a little more then a year) not once in my own bed
I've had sex on my parents bed
I've had sex with the girl of my dreams, while her bf was calling us, he called 28 times
I'm a modern day Gatsby :)
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[quote]I once knocked a kid out and when He regained conscienceness, I convinced him someone else did it. [/quote] That's hilarious. Would have loved to see that situation play out.
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It was great, but I couldn't laugh lmfao. We tried to convince another kid he was dreaming, but it was torn apart quickly. The kid still doesn't know it was me who knocked him out haha
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You are one swanky gentleman. I applaud your experience.
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[b]holy shit[/b]0________________O
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Lol ok buddy