[quote]A woman has been arrested on [b][u]six[/u][/b] counts of murder after authorities found the bodies of [b][u]seven[/u][/b] infants packed into separate cardboard boxes at a home in Utah, police say.[/quote]
I really want to make a joke here but this situation is just too awful to do it, but take it away, -blam!-ed up Floodians!
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One of them was obviously in self-defence.
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Edited by Rhynerd: 4/14/2014 5:39:24 AMGimme a moment.... Got one (though it wouldn't say it's all too good): "Guess this means Utah'a pro-choice..."
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I already posted one, do you want another?
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The joke I'm referring to involves there being 7 babies but only 6 counts of murder, so yeah.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house? [spoiler]Depends how hard you throw them.[/spoiler] Ok, I will stop now.
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Edited by Froggert: 4/14/2014 2:13:05 AMThat's still not what I was looking for. You can stop now because you're just throwing out generic dead baby jokes, which aren't really that funny.
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There is only so much you can do with dead babies to make a joke out of them. :/ Though I do have different type of jokes...
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That's why my joke was gonna be about there being 7 baby's but only 6 counts of murder. Something like, "Soo... Was one of them a ginger?" or something like that. But you ruined it. I officially hate you. For srs.[spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]