Now bow to the almighty ogrelord!
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Edited by JOSIAHSPARTAN: 4/7/2014 10:40:04 PMI have been awaiting the herald of the Shrekoning. The Jesus of sorts in the worship of Shrek. A human incarnation of the almighty Ogrelord himself, sent to consume the unworthy, and preach his glorious gospel in preparation for the one and only Shrek's arrival. He'll be 'ere soon laddeh.
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3 RepliesLet Shrek fill you with his love.
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I lodge onions into my rectum every night before I make my bedtime prayer.
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3 RepliesEdited by TechnoKat: 4/7/2014 10:42:14 AM[i]tch.[/i] Because, there's only one thing in this world worth praising.
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The shrek followers must make room for the almighty loaf
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3 RepliesI propose we enact legislation which establishes Shrekism as the official religion of teh flud.
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Maybe that's because of all the porn elsewhere >.> <.<
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10 RepliesAnother hive of scum and villainy! Open fire, men!
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Shrektus et Dominus.
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1 ReplyShrek is love. Shrek is life. [spoiler]nothing else can be said, except look it up on youtube.[/spoiler]
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Anyone up for a mud bath?
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Edited by Zavala's Pet Cat: 4/7/2014 12:39:42 PMThis is amusing to watch. -snacks on popcorn-
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2 RepliesShrek saved my life once, would anyone like to hear?
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Shrek is love Shrek is life
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4 RepliesThe holy army of the loaf will destroy you and your blasphemous followers!
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The Loaf choose me.
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1 ReplyAye, laddeh, but de onleh one who is lacking devotion is yerself!
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Destroy all Farquaads
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1 ReplyShrek you
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1 ReplyLoaf?