-I once tested walmarts security by being "banned" and simply switching clothes before walking back inside. I got away with 27 incidents in an 8 day timeframe.
-If I find myself bored I almost instantly become tired, often dozing off in the most random places, such as my girlfriend's parent's carport.
-I can sustain a full-top-of-my-lungs "metal scream" for a personal record of Twelve seconds, though the longest consistent time has been only nine seconds.
-Furry.
-Otaku.
-occasional nymphomaniac.
-tinkerer, as a child I could disassemble and reassemble any toy given to me within an hour and a half.
-I have a shed out back full of sharp things. (Axes, Swords, flails and the like)
As a bonus side story I once knocked half of an apartment complex I lived in by accident. I poured bleach into a used litterbox. And I mean [i]well[/i]-used. The reaction between the ammonia in the cat urine and the bleach released a weak knock-out gas into the ventilation system that circulated the fumes for a good few hours. I was only 7 at the time, so it was written off as me not knowing what I did.
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Edited by MrChozen0ne: 3/30/2014 11:55:19 AMHahaa. This is great! Dat walmart security doe!