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originally posted in:UNSC Necronomicon
3/14/2014 11:10:03 PM
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I am afraid that this is true. I was there, as I always have been, because I am not actually a potato. I am the PRIMORDIAL, tasked with protecting potatoes from harm for the entirety of my life.
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Protect me babe, I need you
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Lolwut.
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Protect me.
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You got your shotgun for a reason, yes?
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Yes,to blast of turtle heads with it.
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Edited by Commander Tempu: 3/17/2014 4:56:25 AMWe sent these guys to pay your army a visit. Eat Llama walker. Our turtle allies say hi Potato. Oh and we llamas are kinda hard to find.
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http://imgur.com/vKFvzKi They are nothing against these.
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LLamas also sent these drones in i think you will recognize them.
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http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/098/6/7/halo__faith___the_scarab_by_apneicmonkey-d3dhp5y.jpg And the potatoes sent these.
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Edited by Commander Tempu: 3/17/2014 5:44:57 PMReally well we sent these in Response! Ha ha Scarabs are no match for Walkers!. At-Ats and AT-St for the win! We are in your streets! Llamas and Turtles for Victory!.
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http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130801063818/halo/images/1/1a/Halo_Spartan_Assault_Battle_Of_Draetheus_V_ODST_SOEIVs.png Watch at for our ODSP(orbital drop shock potatoes)
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Edited by Commander Tempu: 3/17/2014 6:24:50 PMYeah ? No match for this. We will destroy your forces on the ground or in space. Particle beam cannons with lasers painting the targets or sensors. Yep your guerilla tactics will only get you so far as we blow your supply dumps. Ammo food and water not to mention the equipment you need. Sending out drones to finish you off. Never tick off a llama he might have a bigger weapon than you.
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http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060714184243/halo/images/e/e7/Installation_05.jpg That is no match for this!
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We just send in our Llama Reapers and Wars over.
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http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/123441/3609308-bridge-party.jpg They are no match for the potato flood,even Master Chief and Thel 'Vadam are on our side.
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Commander Shepard and the Normonday with Noble team with the Reapers i will say you are out matched my potato friend.
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Edited by Luis: 3/18/2014 1:48:56 AMhttp://halo.bungie.net/images/Games/Halo3ODST/features/img_header/newhero.jpg http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080609031143/halo/images/8/8a/Shipmaster02.jpg I have Rtas Vadum,the ODST squad,and the whole entire covenant,hah!
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Do you still need help?
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Yes my llama space cannons will turn the Potatoes into french fries.
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Ok, lol
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