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3/10/2014 10:47:51 AM
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I'm pretty sure I'm going to be hung over in the morning and I have to go to work in two hours
What do you recommend I do
Get coffee or eat a bunch of toasted multi grain bagels?
Should goats have the right to make love with wolves?
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[quote]Should goats have the right to make love with wolves?[/quote] Is it weird that I'm literally imagining a goat making love to a pack of wolves? not just one. this goat is being passed around like a football
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Not at all dude. Before I went to the beach last night I texted my friend that I wanted to draw a bunch of prepubescent goat boys all making banging the shit outta each other But the pack of wolves thing seems so much cuter. I can see it now. It's actually rather intimate and fun to imagine Them all being frisky But considerate of their little hooved frand
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Maybe they're doing it around a camp fire. Toasting some marshmallows and just having a good time. It's a nice summer evening and the goat comes in wearing this sexy red bikini. She had just been at the pool and was trying to find her way back home when she came across this gathering in the woods. And the wolves of course, upon seeing the sultry goat in the skimpy outfit, just couldn't contain themselves but they're considerate, you know? Just giving the goat the respect she deserves and just taking it easy
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Oh my god That was the most adorable thing Ffffffffek She's so cute she's so cute she's So Fek ekdnskskamdks Why you do dis
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i has 2 much tym on mi hands these days and i liek writing about random thingz. i hop u understand
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I enjoy it and completely understand. You seem to have a nice imagination <3
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Thx smi <3
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The morning? It is morning! It's 6:24! Which do you prefer? Yes. I have been an activist for that for twenty years.
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It's 4:28 fool You and your damn time zone. It's 3:29 for Wild Fite me irl
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no [spoiler]u[/spoiler] I live in Oklahoma sooooo central time
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THIS IS WHY THE ALCHOHOL'S MUST BE BEING REMOVEDS
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But But it's fun And very social. This guy showed me his halo tattoo at the bar. It was awesome
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I'm just playin. What was the tattoo?
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He had the legendary emblem on the back of his leg Pretty common among halo tattoos really but it was neat to talk to someone who was chill and enjoyed games too
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Oh, cool. I was hoping it would be an Elite or something. But yeah, always awesome to meet a Halo fan.
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It makes me wanna design halo tattoos that aren't so generic And be like Guys. Guys Let's stop gettin the same tattoo as every inked halo fan. We've seen enough ODST insignia, legendary emblems, and energy swords. Let's mix it up and get arty with it
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Yeah, like an Elite, or a grunt. A hunter or something. A brute. OR A SCARAB
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Noooo don't get me all fired up and inspired Nnggggf
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#rekt Or a Phantom. Or a Warthog with Master Chief in it. Or a Ghost with Master Chief in it throwing a plasma grenade.
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[quote]Get coffee or eat a bunch of toasted multi grain bagels?[/quote] Both, and just stay awake. If you stay awake, you won't have a headache. (works for me) [quote]Should goats have the right to make love with wolves?[/quote] It was an interesting painting you made, and I think they should have the right indeed.
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I think I probably will stay awake. No point in trying to sleep for such a little amount of time. Do you drunk text? Do you have a crush? What's your favorite cereal I can't draw dicks very well so I'm self conscious of his penor. There's only one solution for that though
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[quote]Do you drunk text?[/quote] I always leave my phone at home when I go out, so I don't lose it :D [quote]Do you have a crush?[/quote] Not at the moment, I think. I used to have one, but she was really weird in the end... And there are no guys of my interest close to where I live. [quote]What's your favorite cereal[/quote] Honey Loops <3 [quote]I can't draw dicks very well so I'm self conscious of his penor. There's only one solution for that though[/quote] Remove it? Make it a vagina?
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That's a good idea. I should do that. Weird?? What kinda weird we talkin here Why is your cat so cool Where did you get it How old is it [spoiler]no it has to be a dick that's how it presented itself in my head and that's how it has to be [/spoiler]
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[quote]Weird?? What kinda weird we talkin here[/quote] Really, really, really naive. She has been used by so many guys it's ridiculous. And really weird because she suddenly broke contact with everyone she knew and had a new group of friends within a week. Acted like she didn't even knew her old group of friends. [quote]Why is your cat so cool[/quote] Because he's MY cat! [quote]Where did you get it[/quote] I bought it (and his sister) from a friend. Their cat gave birth to 4 kittens, and we bought 2 of them. After that my sister's cat (the sister) had kittens (not with my cat, ew), and now we have 5 cats. [quote]How old is it [/quote] It's 9 years old [quote][spoiler]no it has to be a dick that's how it presented itself in my head and that's how it has to be[/spoiler][/quote] Then what is your solution?
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I legit can't tell if I'm still buzzed. I shouldn't be It's been hours and hours But I feel off and had trouble walkin to get some water. Never have I ever felt this liquidy Okay thaaaat is kinda strange. Like How someone can do that blows my mind. Maybe some sort of anger or insecurity or paranoia?? What kinda cat is he? Look like a blue but his face is really strong Around the jaw and brow line And I couldn't tell but it almost looks like he has short legs? [spoiler]my solution is looking at the male anatomy and practicing it until I've got it down. Honestly female anatomy too. I don't know how to draw vaginas either [/spoiler]
