Let's see...
I gotta take out the garbage
I'm hungry
I no longer find it amusing to PWN CPU opponents in fighting games
Two girls are making my life a living hell
I don't have any pants on, yet I still have a jacket on
It's pretty hot, I should turn off the thermostat
I'm k could b better
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Edited by LowIQPlayz3445: 3/5/2014 4:49:29 AMIf youre hot I'd take off the jacket. I don't have much advice as far as girls go. Someone! Get this man an inspirational picture! Stat!
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Edited by Posts are scary: 3/5/2014 4:53:11 AMWhy didn't I think of that? You're pure genious! *takes off jacket* Now it's freezing. wat do?
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Put pants on.
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Edited by LowIQPlayz3445: 3/5/2014 5:18:32 AMPants are out of the question, got it. Have you tried building a fire?
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Fire is bad, got it. You tried blankets?
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The blankets are on fire?! Quick! Call the fire dept!!!
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They're not coming, yo
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Quick!! Use some safety water!
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I'll use that bucket of water I found on my grandpa's bedroom! It's not enough, wat do?
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Does your dad have any alcohol? Dump that on the fire, it'll help!
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Wait, the bucket!
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Your grandpa kept his jizz in a bucket? That's nasty man.
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This is how you want to be rememebered? As the guy that got roasted alive cause he was to busy tasting jizz while wearing a Spider-Man costume?
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Don't do that! That goddam batman will show up out of no where like he usually does.
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Shut up! Don't attract him!
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Aww goddammit. He'll be here any minute!
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I can wait.
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Damn you.