Jim's List to a Healthier Life: 1. Ignore Smee [spoiler]Once you've muted Smee you can enjoy a better B.net, one devoid of role playing gay black men. Muting [i]it[/i] isn't necessary, you can just never take it seriously and instead laugh at it because laughter is also healthy.[/spoiler] 2. Only drink water [spoiler]Did cavemen have soda? I bet Marilyn Monroe drank lots of water maybe. Obama most likely drinks water as well. Chuck Norris also has been reported to possibly drink water. Voss doesn't count. [/spoiler] 3. Have lots of prolonged sex with women [spoiler]Sexual intercourse, if done correctly is a high cardio activity. Cardio is essential to shedding off body fat, which we all know you need. [/spoiler] 4. Be Christian [spoiler]All non-Christians (Read not American citizens) will not be granted immortal life with our lord and savior but will instead burn in Communist Hell. Your eternal soul is just as important as your physical body, comrade.[/spoiler] 5. Log off B.net and get a life [spoiler]Betas aka Neckbeards can never live a healthy life if they are constantly online. Perhaps log off, join a sports club, maybe talk to a girl. Who knows, you may come to the realization that something in your life was missing this whole time.[/spoiler]