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2/13/2014 11:00:51 PM
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The missus came home steaming drunk last night. "You up for some role play action, babe?" she asked with a wink. "Not really," I replied. "Oh, come on," she said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want." Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror... As I shouted, "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs.
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Kinky foreplay on the other hand...
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A little aggressive biting and grabbing is hawt. I'd never go Chris brown on chick though, that's some next level shit.
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I love it when a girl puts me in a head lock and slams the fridge door on my head all the while calling me punk ass.
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Edited by Gatsby: 2/13/2014 11:24:14 PMI love it when a girl makes an incision in the shape of heart on my chest with a scalpel and licks the blood while it seeps from skin. I'll collect the remaining and pour it over her soft breasts and suck on them while she uses her long nails to make deep scratches all over my back. I want her to scar my back as symbol of our love. After this I'll use the same scalpel to cut her up a little and kiss along her cuts, this is all done while in the bath with the plug hole covered so we can later bathe in our own blood. There is absolutely nothing wrong with me mentally.
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I love it when a girl has me climb up the door frame and do the splits while she then hits my junk like Ronda Rousey on a speed bag. After that she carries me and puts me in a bath tub of ice cubes and beats me with a hot curling iron till I look like a zebra. After this we run around house crab walking to dubstep while making guttural sounds. This continues until we climax.
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inb4DeeJ
