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1/16/2014 1:05:08 AM
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REPENT, FOR TOMORROW YOU DIE!
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Why wait for tomorrow, when you can kill them today? >:D In omni tempore, semper iratus.
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Reported - middle finger
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BECAUSE I DIDN'T WRITE THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK!
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Angry Marines have no time for rulebooks, especially ones written by everybody's spiritual liege lord. <.< Unless of course, it's a heavy book in which case you can smack heretics over the head with it.
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Edited by Demigod: 1/16/2014 6:16:44 PMWHO IS THIS SPIRITUAL LIEGE YOU SPEAK OF? I KNOW ONLY THE LION AND THE EMPEROR. [spoiler]Matt Ward can go choke on bag of dicks [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]He would probably like that[/spoiler]
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The one known as Rowboat Girlyman, the king of the ultrasmurfs and spiritual liege to every chapter that Mister Ward gets his hands on <.< Pray he doesn't do the next Dark Angels Codex... otherwise you'll have Luther making the Lion his bitch and the Fallen being an army choice and all kinds of other insanity. And of course, gotta have them bathe in the blood of Bolter Nuns for that extra holy shine!
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Edited by Demigod: 1/16/2014 6:40:54 PMWHILE THE HERETIC LUTHER LAID LOW OUR PRIMARCH WITH THE AID OF THE EMPYREAN PARASITES, THE LION SURVIVED. THE EMPEROR HIMSELF COULD NOT CHANGE WHO THE TRUE RULER, AND SON OF CALIBAN WAS. [spoiler]There is a ton of established lore around the Dark Angels past and it's present, so there is not much he could do in regards to the Lion or Luther imo. While the Fallen being a usable army would be weird, my biggest concern is if that -blam!-ing neck beard gets his paws on Cypher.[/spoiler]
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God-Emperor yeah... PLOTWIST CYPHER IS THE LION! PLOTWISTWIST CYPHER IS UR MUM PLOTW- BANG - You can't hurt anyone, anymore.
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Not gonna happen.
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;-; I cry evertim. Tiem to kill some xenos in his holy name!
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Orks - shrek you Necrons - shrek you Edlar - shrek you Tau - shrek you and lul Tyranids - nom you Dark Eldar - grape you, eat you, wear you as a coat and shrek you
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Orks - Shrek'd by Flamers >:D Necrons - With Matt Ward in charge... the rest of the galaxy can sleep easy. Eldar - Eldur break easy Tau - loltau Dem spess commies are toast when you drop Spess Mehrens on them. Tyranids - Lure them into fighting the Orks <.< Thank you Mr Kryptman Dark Eldur - Stamp on their gemstones and watch them scream/cry as Slaanesh eats them >:D
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Orks - will loot those flamers Necrons - OPAF Eldar - better looking Tau - better guns Tyranids - Grape spess mehrens every tyme Dark Eldar - loves it (vore fetishists)
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Orks - Kryptman Gambits all around! Necrons - Yes ._. Except now they are going all incoherent at the hands of the great defiler, they are no longer out to kill all sentient life but are allying and betraying each other like tomb kings ._. Eldur - My brother collects them and seriously, they break easily >:D (I'm not that bad of a person, he just snaps half of them while sticking them together) Tau - True, but guns aren't useful with a chainsword up your Kroothole :D 'Nids - Hence de Kryptman gambit >:3 Dark Eldar - They'll all die out sooner or later <.<
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Orks - tar pits Necrons - zap zap Eldar - Still look good Tau - you're dead before then *pow pow* 'Nids - nom nom Dark Eldar - Nope
