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Edited by DarkestSeptagon: 1/15/2014 2:52:24 AM
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I just got a random text from somebody

I want to say something funny, what should I say? The person obviously has the wrong number.
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  • Take a weird pic of yourself, and say: "Hi, Sexy"

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  • She is on top of me right now let me ask her

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    • Edited by Player3Th0mas: 1/15/2014 3:02:43 AM
      [quote]No, aubrey is right here waiting for me[/quote]

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    • This is purely diabolical.

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    • Tell her she got pregnant and can't come....

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    • What the Shishka did you just say to me you little peg boy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the flood and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Sapphire,TFS The Flood Sanctuary, Emerald, Sociopaths United and I have over 300 confirmed Camnator accounts. I am trained in #Destiny warfare and I'm the top poster in the #Gaming forums. You are nothing to me but another John Cena. I will ban hammer you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum. Mark my -blam-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Achronos. As we speak I am contacting Desembodied Soul, Recon Number 54, DeeJ and Marty O'Donnel and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Fox News. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Your -blam-ing porch day, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime. And I can kill you in over 777 ways and that's just with my bare penis. Not only am I extensively trained in Raven stomping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of image macros service, Secondclass accounts, Bungie.net system encryption software and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the flood. You little Felecia, if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever "comment" was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have held your -blam-ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your paying the price, Shadows peg boy. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam-ing Verbatim kiddo.

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    • [quote]Only if you pay ransom money[/quote]

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    • Aubrey is in this no matter what you say, and if you can't fu cking handle that, maybe there shouldn't even BE a wedding.

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    • "What?!? I was told to get rid of Aubrey! Right now she is gagged and half dead in my basement! So no, Probably not."

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    • Tell them they have the wrong number.

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      • No, I'm replacing Aubrey with a friend I went to High School with. He's kind of a creeper....

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      • Edited by Brociopath: 1/15/2014 3:01:05 AM
        Nevermind.

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      • ... Tell them they have the wrong number? Duh?

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        • "Yes, and she's bringing three of her friends, hope you don't mind."

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        • Text back: No! You know I don't approve!

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            Kill them.

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