I can top that. [spoiler]>Friday night, 8 pm >Playing Minecraft alone in my room >hellzyeahprogamernight.jpg >Trying to agree to get someone to set up a dedicated server >Can't be dealing with the casual little shits u no wat i mean m8 >Dad comes into room >He asks me to go to some basketball game or shit >lolsports >>LEL SPORTS >I inform him that I am tending to matters than his petty tests of strength >He tells me if I don't go he's gonna reset the internet password >my-blam!-ingweakness.gif >Forced to spend night with dad at ignoramus institus >At game >See kid from high school >He tells me hi >Ignore him >Cutie pie maiden from trig class 2 rows down >Grunt and gtf away from stupid jock (he wanted to go to the -blam!-ing game) >Try to do some sick-ass parkour to get her attention >Trip over stadium seat >She walks away >Didn't even notice >redditcdn.com/files/foreveralone.jpggifpngtxtzip >That other asshole comes up to me >Dad is buying -blam!-ing nachos >"Dude, are you okay?" >"..." >"...You too."[/spoiler]