I have an Alt account on my PS4 that I was planning to call ShingekiNoShrektum (Shrektum Onslaught) but I ran out of characters so I settled with ShingekiNoShrek. After each game of Jihadiing/dicking about in BF4 I choose someone to receive shrek's blessing.
Then I plug my keyboard into the PS4 and start to preach the word of shrek to the last guy I kill in each round.
I did consider the copypasta but I don't want to get banned when I've had it for a month <.<
The message chain goes as follows
#Shrekt
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Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
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Have you decided to let your lord and saviour, Shrek, into your life?
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Let his ogrey goodness fill your void with his grace and love.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
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I'll try to work out a way to get screens of some of the good ones later :D
English
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Needs more ogre juice Shrek is happy