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Edited by Alphy : 1/6/2014 3:37:56 AM
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What's the better feeling?

Pissing when you needed to for a long time

110

Cumming

63

Well? Oh, to clarify a bit more, the first poll option is when you piss when you had to really badly, thanks Slendy.

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  • Pissing lasts longer

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  • >be me >be 17 >go to see the hobbit: the desolation of smaug with family >buy really big drink >need to pee >ignore.jpeg >need to pee really bad >ignore.jpeg >need to pee REALLY bad >can't miss movie >try to pee in cup >penis doesn't want to >get scared that bladder will explode internally >panic attack >everyone staring >fall out of seat as seizure commences >film stops >lights come on >anxiety intensifies >spaghetti that I smuggled in starts falling out of pockets >penis comes back from vaction >pees my pants >massive puddle around me prevents anyone getting closer to help me >bladder empty >feel better >leave cinema crying from embarrassment yeah peeing after a long time is much better, most of the time

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    • For the second one it kind of depends on the context. If it's self pleasure then no, but wet dreams are good... sex is too

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    • Edited by Hargbeast: 1/7/2014 2:00:33 AM
      The second is an unwanted, difficult-to-clean, uncomfortable mess.

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      • That's hard... One is a relief from pain, another is a relief from pleasure ...

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          Secret Option C: Fondling my scrotum to the sound of your voice, Shadows.

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        • This poll reminded me of the book [i]Choke[/i], where a guy is telling the story about how his dad told him to pee a little bit inside a girl so she wouldn't get pregnant, but the guy couldn't stop peeing and even tried to hold the girl there so he could finish.

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          • You know this one time There was this wad of toilet paper in the toilet for no good reason but I didn't care I held in my piss for two days I just unleash my fury on the wad and it starts to go down It goes down the toilet and I couldn't believe it I flushed toilet paper down with my pee It was the best feeling to relieve my bladder and to win such an accomplishment

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            • pissing when you need to for a long time, cumming is more pleasurable, but I chose the pissing because cumming is bad for lifting gains (so I've heard) so when you realize your progress has decreased since last workout you'll get depressed

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            • Pissing, no doubt.

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            • Piss after orgasm.

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              • Edited by Foxy: 1/6/2014 5:13:56 PM
                >be me be 17 almost 18 >playing halo >pwning fu[i]c[/i]kers since 7:30 am >no food, only mtn due >only mtn due >no bathroom breaks >almost got my 50 in one day >feel it in me, it's pushing hard >ignore >9:45 pm >ignore >11:59 pm >got my fifty >dubstep victory dance to toilet >piss so hard I cum >dat dubstep bass rattling me bones >best 8 orgasms I've ever had

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                • Edited by Recon Number 54: 1/6/2014 4:34:51 PM
                  Plebs. [url=http://www.amazon.com/ESO-Lover-Extended-Sexual-Orgasm/dp/0446677620]Read, learn, never look back.[/url] Honestly, I hesitated to share this. It's life altering stuff and in the wrong hands, could be dangerous.

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                  • Pissing after a long hold out is like cumming for 58 seconds straight. (Yes thats my longest piss, I even timed it).

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                    • Drinking water when you're dying of thirst beats both.

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                      • If you voted for pee you're a virgin! Kidding!

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                      • Edited by Foxy: 1/7/2014 1:08:57 AM
                        I've literally saved up all of my pee for the day just to find out which feels better. :3 Edit: long story not going into details but pissing was good.

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                      • Pissing when you needed to for a long time after cumming a couple times

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                      • I like orgasms

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                      • The first option after the second option.

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                      • Edited by Yuu: 1/6/2014 3:33:46 AM
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                        Wtf, Beetle? OT: Cumming while thinking about you, Rose.

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                        • Peeing after needing to really badly Vs. Cumming after wanting too really badly I feel that this is a better poll option.

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                          • Edited by Jotaro Kujo PhD: 1/6/2014 4:31:52 AM
                            tfw you finally find a bathroom after all day and pee for over a minute

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                          • Edited by Ingy: 1/6/2014 4:21:28 AM
                            Hmmmmm The first one lasts longer but the second one is more satisfying How about both...at the same time

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                            • The former is more relieving. The latter is more pleasurable.

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                            • Long awaited turd above both of them.

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