originally posted in:CrossboneVanguard
I'm interested, but I don't sail for any ole' sod. Prove yerself worthy a being followed and I might give ye the time o'day.
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I be willing to prove to you my sea legs be worthy of following
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That'd be our capam yer be slagin, ya scurvy landlubber. He might smell, but he'd be twice the joker you'd be. If ya not careful he just might come and kick you in the testicles, he's mean and cruel like that.
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Dabloons would have sounded much better than testies.
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If yer cap'n be worthy, he doesn't need the likes of you defending his values. All he needs is you keeping his boots fine an' polished instead of worrying whether his jokes be funnier than mine.
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Son of a biscuit eater, yeh words have cut me to the bone, and made me cry like a little girl. I'd be no boot shiner except for me seadog of a cap'n. Hope ya has securely placed your cod piece because me thinks me can hear his anger burning, savvy. Funny, joker man, here be his latest tummy wobbler he told me the other day. How much did the pirate pay for his earrings? [spoiler]A buccaneer[/spoiler]
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that was mean bro !!!!!!
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If ye can't handle harsh words, ye can't handle the business end of me pulse rifle.
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Ya harsh words be but a ticklin to our fancy. If ya hoist the jolly roger with the lads from the crossbone vanguard we'll see about you pulse rifle business end.
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I don't sail under anyone's flag but me own. I follow those worth following and fight fights that are worth fighting. Me thinks your cap'n wants men, not scurvy dogs who blindly follow him. If he be a worthy cap'n, I'll be a worthy ally. If not, I'll walk the plank meself.
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So be it. I like you friend, I'd fight by your side anyday.
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And I, you, mate . Respect strength, never fear it.