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Edited by Anterior Curator:
11/29/2013 2:28:20 PM
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if you ruled America....
What would you do?
Me I would make bacon the national food....
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1 ReplyPut up tons of solar panels in africa
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Give space companies a ton of money.
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3 RepliesOrder the construction of Vikings for the military.
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1 ReplyRedirect defense spending. Cut support and funds to Israel. Bring about universal healthcare. Tax the rich slightly more and cut the taxes of the poor. Ban the toxins the put in American fast food. Cease imperialist interests over the world. Make peace with Cuba and Venezuela. Abolish religion from schools. Secularise the country. Separate politics and religion. Abolish the death penalty. Create a new currency backed by gold. Re-educate the public. Restructure the Government. Get rid of congress and create a new parliament based on the British House of Commons. Put the leadership of the military from the hands of the president to a council answerable to Parliament. Enforce a law that cannot undo what I've done. Stand down and put in place a socialist democratic system.
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3 RepliesPut Flood members into important government positions.
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7 Repliesi noz! i would be like... "oh! hai merica! :3 k so in the turn of ev3nts tht r b33n happenings in t3h last cuple y33rs shits b33n goin down teh drains. but n0t to worreh, i r teh president, nd i r gai wh0 can make it all b3tter!!11!!1 mai plan r to res3t teh economeh bai h4ving ever1 st4rt ov3r finanshully. in 0rder 2 do tht u must all gives me ur m0nies. leik rite nao. k? oth3rwise merica will b d00med! k so um yea so give meh all ur monies nao k america? k? k." th3n they would all give meh therr monies. And after i r finally gets all thur m0nies, ill say just won moar things 2 mai country: "...just kidding lol..." I r nao teh richest gai in teh world. problem?
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5 RepliesAll mentally sound adults are now required to carry a loaded, high-capacity handgun. Failure to do so results in a hefty fine. Also, it is now legal to kill someone who is committing a violent crime, such as murder or r[i]a[/i]pe.
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I do...
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3 RepliesBan abortion, implement full social healthcare like every civilized nation should have, rejoin the Commonwealth, establishing Queen Elizabeth II as Queen of the United States of America, converting the US government to a parliamentary democracy, with a prime minister instead of a president. Also, change the flag to [url=http://trotskyite.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/united_socialist_republics_of_america-_50_stars2.png]this[/url] and the anthem to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs]this[/url].
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67 RepliesRedirect defense spending. Cut support and funds to Israel. Bring about universal healthcare. Tax the rich slightly more and cut the taxes of the poor. Ban the toxins the put in American fast food. Cease imperialist interests over the world. Make peace with Cuba and Venezuela. Abolish religion from schools. Secularise the country. Separate politics and religion. Abolish the death penalty. Create a new currency backed by gold. Re-educate the public. Restructure the Government. Get rid of congress and create a new parliament based on the British House of Commons. Put the leadership of the military from the hands of the president to a council answerable to Parliament. Enforce a law that cannot undo what I've done. Stand down and put in place a socialist democratic system.
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...everything would go to shit
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5 RepliesDump money into the space program. Push for renewable and sustainable energy. Have all males serve two years of active military duty. Modify the no child left behind act. Fine people if they are overweight.
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Turn it into a monarchy
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Give up my power immediately because I have nowhere near the knowledge to run the country.
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1 ReplyProbably bring America to the ultimate downfall by accident
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1 ReplyI would outlaw gay marriage and abortions just to troll the flood.
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3 RepliesI'd resign immediately because there's too many idiots to handle.
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Nuke it
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1 ReplyKill everyone then resurrect them in a mighty army
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1 ReplyMake Samuel L Jackson head of the marines, then send the Marines against westboro. Just so I can order him to waste the Motherf***ers
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Make the U.S a nation were a solider can live in a land without the abuse and exploitation of countries and government The land would be a land of soldiers without borders, their purpose defined by the times they lived in. It will be there heaven and there hell. This is Outer Heaven
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Edited by Apprentice Taco: 11/22/2013 2:35:58 AMI would make only one channel in the whole country and this will be on non stop
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2 RepliesBacon and cookies for all, screw the terrorists not the calm Muslims, and finally bring back Farscape and Firefly as prime time television.
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Conquer the world! All who stand against us will fall before the Technology of Peace!
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complete the new world order
