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11/6/2013 6:53:12 AM
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I got a half a bottle O rum, and no work tomorrow...
This thread will life all night.
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Remember, drunk posting is dangerous. The last time I did that I initiated rap battles with fellow members, the worst part was I couldn't stop until someone made a convincing-enough attempt to battle back with me.
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Aye lad I be shivering me tembers, tipsy as a wee breeze, drunk off of korung, can I GET SOME!
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Hobble back to yer quarters captain. Ye be swacked.
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Nay! I will sail this fine vessel right into port and laugh as shit falls and burns... [spoiler]Like a good neighbor Captain is there[/spoiler]
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I wouldn't want a pirate captain as a neighbor. Can you imagine? Can you?
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I be pludering yer booty all day err day betch.
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You're also keeping me up at night with your loud music.
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Deedle dee a Pirates life fer me! *throws an empty rum bottle at Prototapes house* Deedle dee
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Now you're littering. Great. Are you ever going to give me my lawnmower back?
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NAY! It be mine fer the takin' lad [spoiler]Deedle dee[/spoiler]
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You don't even have a lawn, it's dead. You're dragging this neighborhood down.
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I tried to mow the waves.. [spoiler]Did not work.[/spoiler]
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Basically: you destroyed my lawnmower.
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Aye, the bottom of the sea it be.
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I can't say I'm happy about that, but at least my house is still in tact. You've all but destroyed everyone else's.
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It be not my fault, blame deagan, he was manning the Helm of me ship. I was just O dancing aboard the Bow of me ship as we sailed into shit and flames.
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You're forgetting the part where you started threatening everyone with your cannons.
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#Destiny? Have ye be over the hill and taken a ponder of what lies beyond? Shit be in shambles lad.
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I believe at some point you threatened me with the mighty report button. It's a cannon of some sort. What you failed to realize is that I am above law, and cannons don't have any effect on me. But seriously though, I would like you to pay me back for destroying my things. My nice things.
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... Did not the Ol Captain place a thread to yearn those sad trolls he be but a trollin'? Ask a ninja if he be ever givin a tale of a member I be reportin'.. NAY you will find none, and such a sad betch ye be concerned over such trivial matters. Nay this Captain done such a thing.. [spoiler]Nah fuq head, I never reported anyone, k? k.[/spoiler]
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I know you didn't. Captains don't report, they take matters into their own hands.
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[spoiler]*points all cannons on Captains ship at Prototape*[/spoiler] [spoiler]FIRE![/spoiler] [spoiler]*BUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGSGSGGSGDGGSDGGSDGSGDSGGSHHSHSHDHSH*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Stands amongst a cloud of dust, unscathed[/spoiler] It will take more than a cannon to bring me down.
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[spoiler]FIRE AGAIN!!![/spoiler]
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Super spooky. Will never mess with Captain War.
