My penis is NIIIINE inches longer than yours
O WAIT
That's no surprise.
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Hmm? Hmm... Intriguing... but highly disturbing.
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Do you also love, LOVE! Moist towettes?
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Can't say that I do. IT'S BEEN [i]TOO LONG[/i] SINCE I'VE SEEN A GOOD pussieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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But you've got about 10 seconds to BLOW me before I rip and lop your cock off. HAHAHA! Just kidding. But seriously.
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Oh, that's nasty.
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You what? You want to be PRESIDENT? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, you're serious are you? How about...NOOOOOOOOOO! You're better off being my princes. Now get out of here kid. Go pay some taxes.
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Your penis is 21 inches long? Thats gross.