That kind of depends on your first sentence when I open the door
English
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"I'd like to talk to you about Jesus!"
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Sure as long you won't get offended by our debate
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What debate?
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I don't believe in jesus or god and whatnot so we would be debating about it. Like I do when Mormons come by.
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There is historical proof in the existence of Jesus of Nazareth. His connection as the Son of God is what is controversial.
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That is what the debate would be about
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"Hello sir! I work for Kisses Incorporated and am wondering if you would like to try a free trial of our Kisses Program?"
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I would respond "is kisses a code word" (what is your gender)
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Wouldn't you be able to tell at the door?
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Yeah, but this is a hypothetical so I don't. It is a hypothetical right, right!? Im woried now
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No it's not. [spoiler]go check your door.[/spoiler]
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You'll have to wait 4 days I'm visiting family
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Dammit. I've been sitting at your door forever.
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Still at my fams house