I'm sure the Quran tells you what to do in this situation. Probably involving a suicide vest, hostages, burning the American flag, or a combination of all three.
English
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..... He's british
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Offer to make him crumpets. Take a small dump in the crumpet batter. From then on if he makes you mad, imagine him sipping tea while nibbling on your poo berry crumpets. Can't get mad.