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10/15/2013 10:14:48 PM
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*leads army of millions of knights and space boats against the haloverse. Conquers Half of outer colonies. Begins sieging high charity.*
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*Rage-faces for some reason* *Returns to Haloverse and sees guy jacking stuff up.* "Madman!!!" *Proceeds to grab a Covie Supercarrier by the engine and flings it at DE4DLY. It plows through several space boats as it goes.*
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*proceeds to fire space cannons from space boats* *destroys covie ship, continues invasion.
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*The 28 km long ship explodes and I fly through the already flying-at-the-enemy-because-space ship debris.* *Has become Composite Man and drop kicks the ship into another. I wave a hand at a fleet of space boats the sheer heat generate by the movement incinerates them.* "Face me madman!"
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*flys out to meet the enemy himself* *hits with flaming sword, wounding composite man* *moves in for the final blow*
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*I reel back and slam into a nearby moon, blasting off the surface.* *I kick off the moon, shattering it as a result. With the kick used carefully, I accelerate myself as fast as a MAC round.* *I wound back a fist and thrust it, throwing a punch with the compostion of 7 billion humans. That's over 7 billion pounds of force. [i]Wwaayy[/i] more.*
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*tries to block it with shield, fails, crashes on surface of planet.* *furious, pulls out crossbow of death and shoots an explosive arrow into side of composite man, and explodes with a force if 50,000 pounds of dynamite.* *rallies fleet for a retreat back to home space*
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*I laugh at the pathetic attempt. My skin can withstand 158 megatons of pressure per square inch of my body. Even nukes couldn't effect me... depending on the nuke.* *Feeling my colon growl, I turn over and shit out... a -blam!-ing laser.* *Because the heat and muscle power allows such firepower.*
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*looking in disgust I suddenly grin, and reveal my trap* * I smile as thousands of space boats and millions off knights warp in around me* *orders everyone to fie at once* (each space boat has 8 cannons, each has a round equal to 100,000 pounds of dynamite) (each knight has a bow and arrow, and the arrows are fire Arrows.)
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Edited by Rogue Predalien: 10/15/2013 11:37:01 PM*The arrows bounced of my hide and I laughed until the cannons fired. They managed to sway me, but I retained focus and started pounding through the knights like Faora did to the soldiers in Man of Steel, but faster of course.* "Call your retreat, pathetic being!" *I transform into my regular form and fly to a nearby moon. I grab it and fling it at the fleet.*
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*warps in the super catapult, which fires rounds of immense power that strangely look like tanks, and blows the moon to pieces, and the force of the explosion sends the pieces flying back at composite man.*
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*I take the hits, or get bathed in lava.* *Because now, my body temperature is beyond that of the core of the sun, or any sun the universe.* *I approach DE4DLY, my heat felt from even at a distance.* "Burn, feel the fire!"
