I'm older than you because I was born on March 19th earlier this year, suck it. Do my bidding youngling.
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You're much, much older than me.
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By like three years ya?
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You're 19, right?
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Alright, I'm actually 5 years younger than you. Yes, I am fourteen. [i]Only[/i] fourteen.
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You're much more mature than a lot of the site, how you do it I don't know, also check out this Spaghetti story, it's funny as hell. [quote]>Long-term gf just broke up with me >At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together >notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time >smile at her and wave a little >go back to staring at my coffee >lock up to see her sitting next to me >asks me what’s wrong >little reluctant, think it’s a trick >It isn’t >feelsgoodman.jpg >she was dumped recently too >accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking >start to get hard >feel a hand run up my leg >see her breathing a bit hard >asks if I like what I see >guide her hand to my zipper >she unzips my fanny pack by mistake >spaghetti falls out >try to clean it up with my sock >start to cry >get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt >smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me >mfw she said no[/quote]
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[quote]You're much more mature than a lot of the site, how you do it I don't know,[/quote] Well, thank you, it means a lot to me.
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And it should, excuse me while I entertain myself with memes.
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My reaction when reading that story: lol what the hell did I just read
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I know, right?