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Jeez, you should have been here in the days of MarryMeJane.
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  • Did I do good, pa?

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    I might not have been around when that was going on but I certainly found some of the material out there.... Why would you do that? (It was you right? and the ExplodingPiglets one?)

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  • [spoiler]This thread is now about elites. They are so so very sexy. i wish they were real. Sometime I dream that the arbiter appeared in my room took me in his arms, and then beamed me up to his ship and took me away from this world. I dreamed that he looked down at me with affectionate eyes, gave me and affectionate nip with his mandibles and said "Marry me Jane. I love you." Then I rested my head against his chest and said "yes arbiter I WILL marry you. I love you so much!" Then we both kissed. He took me to his chamber, and where we both stripped. He laid me down in his bed.. and laid on top of me. I felt my eyes water with passion as I felt his cool, muscular flesh press against me. I heard and felt him growl with affection as I slid my hands behind his elongated neck and I pulled myself up up to kiss his mandibles.. Then I woke up. I never cried so hard in my life. [/spoiler] [spoiler]Private M. Smith' logs Log 1 Our pelican crash landed on the ring world installation called "Delta halo". We set up a distress signal and in hopes of getting some sort of rescue. In the mean time we are moving what we can into a cave we found inside a cliff. There were 5 soldiers left in my away team: Private Jack Henderson, Seargant Charles Louis, Gunnery Seargant Daniel Alcome, Private Jon Saunders, and me, Private Marianne Smith. It is a strange feeling being on such a majestic structure, I get a sense of great vertigo when I look up and see the other side of halo. But enough of that. I have night shift. I better get some sleep right now. Log 2. Last night was uneventful. This can be good news or bad new. We haven't seen any signs of the covenant, but we haven't seen any signs of rescue either. The coms are not working and Louis is worried that using long range communication would give any nearby covenant our location. Today we are going to explore the cave we found. funny thing about the cave, I don't think it is a natural formation. It is square shaped, its walls are made of metal, and it has lights. Anyway, we are packing up and moving in. I am taking point. I am very nervous. Something about this place is beginning to give me the creeps. This whole structure feels haunted somehow. I hope nobody gets hurt, or dies. Log 3. Alcome died, Henderson,Louis and Saunders are missing. I am alone. We found some sort of device in the cave/tunnel. It looked like a doorway, but it had some sort of glowing green energy field. Assuming it was a doorway, Seargant Louis went through it. He radio'd to us and said it seemed to be a teleporter of some kind, he also said he saw another pelivan across some sort of valley. So we went through. I was expecting to feel something when I went through but I felt nothing. It was amazing. Anyway, as soon as we went through, a group of grunts and jackals came out of nowhere and attacked us. I don't remember what happened next, only that I saw Alcome get loaded with needles. The explosion sent his body parts flying everywhere and I think the explosion knocked me back through the teleporter. I blacked out. I woke up later to find Alcome's disembodied intestines on my face. Shaking off his guts, I vomited immediatly. When I regained my senses, I saw that the teleporter looked like it had been fried. There was no way it was going to work. I also noticed that there was abarely concious jackal laying on the ground. Log 4. I cuffed the jackal. He didn't look like he was seriously injured, but he was dazed just long enough for me to slip the wrist ties on. Normally I would kill the covenant, but so far I didn't see any sign of sentient life on halo other than humans and the covenant. If I ran out of rations, he was going to be my food. Normally I would take the chance to interrogate him for information, but it didn't speak english. Anyway, the teleporter wasn't working and I needed to find a way out somehow while dragging my new friend with me. He has regained conciousness and is now hissing and making noises at me. I wasn't going to have any of that, so I whacked him over the snout with my Assault rifle. That shut him up. We were exploring the rest of the tunnel. He went in front while I had him at gun point. We finally found an exit. The tunnel came out in a valley. It lead ...nowhere. There were no roads, no pathways, just a bunch of rough terrain with a bunch of trees. Who the hell built this place anyway? Why the -blam!- do you build a path to nowhere? Anyway, it is getting dark. Better set up camp. Log 5. It has been 6 days since I set up camp with the jackal. Still no radio com. I decided it was better to stay put and conserve energy and hope somebody spots us. A lot has happened. Well, not a lot, but something unexpected. The Jackal and I seem to be developing a simple understanding of eachother by body language. At first it was hostile when I had it tied up. But when I started sharing my rations, he was less hostile. Anyway, I miss my fellow comrades. I wonder what they are doing? Henderson was always a survivor. I wonder what how he is doing now... (At this time, Henderson is having sex with a female elite. See Private J. Henderson's Log.) Log 6. The nights on delta halo are cold and I am lonely. Something...happened last night. I don't know how to describe it. The Jackal was shivering, looking at me with the saddest red eyes. As if he wanted me to warm him up. I felt compassion for him. After all, he has been the only life form I've seen the past 7 days. I am beginning to give up hope for rescue and I think he is too. So I went over and I held him. He immediately stuff his snout into my bosom. I could feel him shaking. The poor thing. Log 7. I think I am falling in love with the Jack the jackal. I call him that now. Despite his rough face and vulture like features, he seems sort of docile and helpless as if he were just a puppy underneath that rough exterior. Last night I treated a wound he had gotten from a thorn bush. I couldn't help but notice how muscular he was. I began to stroke the comb on top of his head. He began to croon and purr like a kitten. What is happening to me? Log 8. Last night was... AMAZING!!! Both the Jack and I, needed eachother. He came over to me during the night and laid down next to me. Niether of us made a sound. Then I felt his paws on my thigh. Before I knew it, I was pulling him on top of me and kissing him all over. I wanted Jack the jackal so bad now! I haven't felt this way since kindergarden. I took off my clothes and let him nuzzle my breasts. His tongue tickled as he nibbled on my teats. I remember every detail. He moved his way down, licking and nibbling my stomach. It tickled. Then he pulled down my pants. I could feel him sniffing my. I spread my legs for him, then I felt his tongue tickle my lips. I begged him not to stop. Then I felt him shove his nuzzle into me, stretching my lips, then I felt his long slimy tongue writh its way into my depths. I felt him lapping around carelessly inside me. I think he licked my ovaries. I felt an orgasm so intense that stars filled my vision and tears ran down my face! When I was done, he climbed on top of me, his nuzzle dripping with my -blam!- juices. We both kissed. I rolled over and got on top of him. I never wondered about it before, but I wondered then what a jackal -blam!- was like. I pulled down his pants and I gasped. I saw its member throbbing! It was huge! At least 8 inches and covered with ridges! I spread my legs and hovered above its throbbing -blam!-. I felt it poking my lips, then I descended upon it slowly. I could feel the tip spreading my lips, the bumps and ridges tickling as they went in. Jack opened his mouth wide and crooned. I was speared on top of him. I gasped as I felt his reptilian hand grasp my buttocks. He squeezed. I couldn't help but yelp with pleasure. Before I knew it I was humping him madly. The expression on his snouth was so sexy! His maw was open and his tongue was hanging out. We both rolled over and he was on top of me. Then he was humping me wildly! He screeched at the top of his lungs, I felt him splurt inside me, then I orgasmed yet again. This one was more intense than the other one and it lasted five minutes at least!!! I screamed at the top of my lungs and he kept going! He kept cumming inside of me and I felt it spill out of my -blam!-! I could smell the musk, but I loved it!!! It was a great night. Log 9 Our rations ran out. But I am happy. I am with my true love. If anybody finds this and the war is still going on, please, make this public. Our species can get along. ______ 5 minutes after "Jack" and Marianne Smith died from starvation, their bodies were spotted from the air by a Pelican. Seargant Johnson got out, saw the naked bodies of "Jack" and Smith embracing eachother. The sight was too much for the privates, who threw up in the grass. But Johnson said nothing. He looked at them, pulled out a cigar put it in his mouth and lit it up, and gave it a puff. "What the 'hale went on here?!?"[/spoiler] [spoiler]I regret nothing.[/spoiler]

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  • [spoiler]Posted by: Mrs Vademee The human and covenant war had long ended. Humans and the sanghieli were now in a delicate diplomatic relationship. I met the arbiter at one of the negotiation meetings. Although the war was over, we needed to rebuild. the sanghieli, felt it was their duty to help us rebuild since they contributed to Earth's near annihilation. We caught eachother's eyes for just a second, and we both fell in love. I didn't know how he felt about me until later that night, I was beamed out of my bed and kidnapped by thel. He was flying a seraph equipped with beaming technology. I woke up in surprise, I thought I was dreaming. I saw the arbiter looking at me. He said "don't be afraid human. What is your name?" "j-jane". "jane...such a nice name for a human female." I don't know what came over me, because just then, I ran right at him and hugged him. Instead of pushing me away and acting surprised, he hugged me back. Then we both began to strip our clothes, without words. Just animal instinct. We were both naked, I eyed his body over and noticed his sanghieli "pride" between his legs. It had a knot. I gently caressed the brand on his chest, filled with lust and desire and he nibbled on my breasts with his mandibles. They tickled. He said to me "Marry me Jane." and I looked up into his eyes. They were loving. "Yes...I want to be with you forever! Please....dominate this human!"He grinned at me and He then laid me on his bed, and gently spread my legs. I threw my arms around his back and gripped his shoulderblades as he thrust into me. His girth was incredible and his reach was far. I moaned and tensed up, he stopped. He looked down at me and said "were it so easy" Then he thrust the rest of the way into me, I felt the bulging knot barely pass through my lips. I cried out loudly, with passion. I told him how much I loved him , and to take me away on the great journey. His mandibles shifted in what appeared to be a grin. He pulled out, almost to the tip, and thrust back in. I reached up and kissed the mouth inside his mandibles, they raked gently against my cheeks. I felt his long digits graps my buttocks and squeeze. It tickled, and I moaned. I loved him so much. I was in heaven. Thel growled and picked up the pace, thrusting inside of me again and again and again. He grabbed a hold of my arms and then pinned them down, growling as he gave it to me. I felt the all too familiar feeling of impending climax, and so did he. I heard of and felt him grunting more and more, and I screamed as my body was ravaged by the most white hot orgasm I ever felt. My toes curled, I thought I was going to pass out as he shot his seed into my depths. I could feel it overflow and gush out the sides of my sex. Here I was thinking that the war was over. But now I had been totally dominated by a handsome elite. I loved it. I wanted to have his babies. ____________________ A few months later, I found out I was pregnant. I didn't think it was possible! I did not have any relations with any men! Well, no human men at least. I told thel that the child may be his. We were both very happy and very excited. Perhaps a half-human half-elite child would help unify our race! But more than that, he was ours. The child would be the product of our love. The day finally came and I was rushed to the hospital. Both sanghieli surgeons and human surgeons helped deliver our baby. It was painful, but I was now a mother. SO pushed, and soon I heard a strange crying/wheezing sound. The nurses gasped, their faces twisted with horror. They handed me my baby. He was beautiful. He had blond hair, like me and he had his father's mandibles. One of his eyes was blue, and one of them was yellow with an elliptical pupil. I held him in my arms and showed him to thel. He looked at me and told me he loved me. But then.... our child exploded. The ddifferent genetic chemicals reacted to eachother when they were exposed to air, causing an internal expansion. I cried, and thel set his and on my shoulder and said "were it so easy jane. " Then he cried with me.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Hey could you guys read this and tell me what you think? The Blood Demon. War changes a man. Part of his sanity dies. Even the bravest man will lose his mind when he witnesses the grotesque horrors of war. This is what happened with spartan 666. War heros such as spartan-117, the master chief, are known by everybody for saving the galaxy. But there was another spartan, known only by the spartan team, ONI, and the covenant soldiers who witnessed him in battle. This was spartan 666, nicknamed "The Blood Demon". His infamy was unmatched. Rumors among the military say that he came from depths of hell. Little is known about spartan 666 except that everywhere he went in battle, blood rained, entrails flew, and the sweet music of covenant screams filled the air. I am writing this story to tell the truth about 666. His name was Robert. He was "recruited" the same way that the other spartan IIs were recruited: he was kidnapped from his home. Like the other spartans, he was trained to be a hardened soldier. Robert learned teamwork, combat, demolition, and all the other essentials of war. Then he underwent the genetic augmentation and graduated with the other spartans. Each spartan has his or her own specialty. Linda was an ace sniper, Kelly was a fast runner,John was lucky. Robert was good at the martial arts and he had unmatched strength and stamina. Jump to year 2531. The spirit of fire landed on the shield world. Robert 666 led a squad of spartans, purple team, to infiltrate a covenant base and find intel. All was going good, every covenant that spotted him and his squad was killed before they could alert any of the rest. Then it happened. The flood attacked the base. Chaos ensued. For a few hours the covenant fought the flood and Purple team was caught in the middle. 666 and his team fought and fought, trying to fight their way out of the base, battling through the flood and the covenant. Spartan 543, Jack got killed in an explosion. Spartan 324, Mary, got infected through a breach in her helmet. Robert 666 watched with unfamiliar horror as she transformed in front of his eyes. For the first time in years, he screamed with horror. Sanity died. So did Robert. Blood Demon was born then. He went berserk, shooting everything he could find. When he ran out of ammo, he used his arms to tear anybody he could find limb from limb, burrowing through the blood and covenant, creating a rainbow rain of blue blood, red blood, and slime. An elite tried to slice him apart with an energy sword but the blood demon dodged, grabbed the sword arm, and tore it off. Then he used the arm to beat the howling elite to death. Everybody paused, the grunts, the elites, the jackals, the hunters, and even the infected stopped to stare at the berserking demon. They saw that he was a greater threat, so they all attacked him. More blood, more death, more dismemberment followed. It was a slaughter. It went on into the night as the musical screams filled the air. When morning came, most of the covenant and the flood had been killed. The blood demon stood triumphant in the sunlight, dripping with gore. He took off his helmet, his eyes were filled with insanity, hatred, and fear. He took off his armor, and swayed in the wind, naked. The covenant who were still alive looked at him, transfixed with horror. Then he went over to an elite who was still alive, but injured. He grabbed its sword, flashed it to life, and cut off the elite's head. A fountain of blue blood sprayed over his naked body. He looked at some of the grunts who were hiding behind some rubble and smiled a demonic smile. Then he grabbed the decapitated elite and started -blam!- his neck like a wild animal. Grotesque squishing noises made the grunts tremble with fear. He roared out as he came into the sanghieli neck. When he was done, he let the headless, beaten elite fall to the ground. His dick was covered in blue blood. The blood demon put on his suit of armor, and then walked off without a word. Not long after, the same thing started happening at other covenant bases. A story of a demon covered in blood slaughtering and -blam!- everything inside the base spread throughout the covenant fleet. When he was done slaughtering, he would let a few covenant live to let them tell the tale. At one base, he would stick energy blades up the grunt's anuses while they were still alive and cut them wide enough for him. Then he would -blam!- them. Sometimes he would cuff an elite up and -blam!- it in the ass, insulting their honor as much as he could. One story talked about how he tore the worms out of a hunter and began -blam!- each of them in the cloaca. Every single worm got -blam!-. But the most grotesque thing was yet to come. Spartan 666 got partially infected by a flood spore. He managed to pull it out just in time to save himself, but in not enough time to prevent the flood from making alterations to his body. His dick was now 1.5 feet long and covered in spikes. He couldn't fit it in his armor, so he let it hang out. When he attacked the covenant, they saw his mutated -blam!- hanging out and they knew....they knew it was for them and they ran. They didn't even fight. Not even the elites fought, they commited sepukku with their swords. Then the blood demon could -blam!- their slit stomachs. When he did catch a live covenant, he would shove his barbed dick into their asses and tear them up. He would enjoy the agonised screams with each thrust. Then he would ejaculate acid inside of them and watch them -blam!- out their molten insides. Then he would teabag their bodies. Now, how do I know all of this? Well, I AM the blood demon. And this is how I invented teabagging.[/spoiler]

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