Sorry friend, no can do on account of my near-death experience.

You need to smoke weed. That shit will turn a new leaf. ou will regret every bad decision you have ever made. Sobers are dicks, trust me, I know. I am a motha fuqin asshole. Mean mother fuqer I am, but when I blaze, i go around apologizing, and turning new leafs. All in all, I leave with this, drink a beer like a man, not a child with a new toy. Smoke weed more than you drink. Everything in moderation is ok, except tweak, twerking, cocaine, hookers, and being a bitch. Take these lessons, and implement them into your every day life, you will be a happy man at the end of the day.

Considering it.