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Edited by KilljoyDetective: 9/1/2013 10:45:10 PM
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Men, we have a problem.

Girls are getting hotter, and eventually, they'll become so hot that we'll melt into plasma around them, we need to figure out a solution to this. What will we do in another two decades when they've gotten even hotter?

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  • I've got my Axe Spray, Angels will fall from the sky before I burn up!

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  • Fun fact, EVERYONE is getting hotter. Attractive people are more likely to have sex, while many ugly people do not have sex. This results in the new gene pool containing more attractive genes, and more attractive people are born. Then the same process repeats, making the following generation even hotter. Given enough time, everyone will have the genetic potential of being 8/10-10/10 if they take full advantage of their genes. (as in not over-eating or doing other harmful things)

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    • Get all the action you can now before they're so hot it literally melts your dong off during sex.

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      • If they are getting hotter, than we men must become more hotter than them!

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      • [quote]we'll melt into plasma[/quote] I have no problem with this.

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        • WTF is with that ad? Cleavage in a lab environment? Especially in what's presumably a chemistry experiment? Do they even know what the purpose of a lab coat is? And long hair when open flame is around? You might as well douse your head in oil. And what about the guy next to her pouring the liquid? Does he have any regard for proper procedure? How do they expect us to believe that people with such blatant disregard for laboratory safety would get to any level of professional or college-level sciences?

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          • I'm 12 and adorable. My work here is done.

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          • Keep my standards. Once, the now oh so hot girls will be normal.

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          • We need to get ugly people to have kids with hawt girls so that way there will be more ugly people.

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          • Permission to speak freely, sir?

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            • lol

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            • Heat sinks and fans aren't enough... Time for liquid cooling?

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            • My Dunmer blood gives me 50% resistance to fire

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            • #GlobalWarming

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              • Play more video games and spend more time on the internet, they are the only places that we can be safe.

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              • I'm already a klutzy idiot, this us not a big change for me

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              • Edited by Elegiac: 9/2/2013 3:08:21 PM
                retarded advertising sexed-up capitalist commercial bullshit The revolution will not be sexy.

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                • Use your bodily fluids to cool them down?

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                  • [quote]melt into plasma[/quote] lolwut

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                    • There are some sexy women from the 90s, 80, 70, 60s, 50s, etc. We just live in an age where money can aid physical transformation. Women can now easily mod their bodies to be more attractive, and ugly women can use war paint to seduce the truth.

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                      • Stay inside fapping at our computers

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                      • Well that's one way to sort out the male problem on this planet :P

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                        • Watermelons are a mans best freind.

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                        • We must over pressurize our atmosphere so that super cooled air flows always over the females. It's the only way the species can survive.

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                          • I need not fear the heat.

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